Perplexed and Befuddled

All this stuff about God/No God, Bang/No Big Bang, Aliens/No Aliens.

There are quite a number of spazzy mongs on here who would have you believe that science provides the answers to everything. Utter **** and they know it. But don't tell them so coz they don't like it up 'em. If it was up to them we would still be living on a flat earth because they could not possibly have been wrong. Now even Einstein is being exposed as a fraud.

Well if science explains everything what is the scientific explanantion for the inordinately high percentage of *****philes within the Catholic church? I mean there MUST be a logical scientific explanation for this.

 

Once again, it's left up to ER to expose the spazzy ***** ****terators for what they are.

 

I feel cleansed lord, cleansed my lord!!

 

Nurse finally got round to wiping you arse for the first time in 2013?

Happy new year ER.

 

Thick old mutant

 

Science knows it doesn't know everything; otherwise, it'd stop. But just because science doesn't know everything doesn't mean you can fill in the gaps with whatever fairy tale most appeals to you. - Dara O'Briain.

Get in the ****in' sack.

 

There's plenty of ****s on here that would have you think that they know everything about everything though, ***** spazzy **** Toby being a prime example.

 

Quoting Dara O Briain on the subject I really wish TFWNN was still on here - that would create the best argument of all time!

 

I think I preferred the depressed ER.

 

At least scientists carry on investigating hence some recent alternative views to Einstein's theories.

All the God botherers still think the answer to everything is in a book written 3000, 2000, 1500 years ago (Jew, Christian, Muslim respectively) and all the alien/conspiracy mob just make sh1t up that science or religion hasn't covered.

When I'm rushed to hospital with a cashew nut induced heart attack (it could happen) I'd rather a Doctor use machines and procedures invented by scientists to make me well again rather than a witch doctor shake some shrunken heads over me and pray to the great god of mu-mu land or somesuch.

Science can't soothe the soul though and many find solace in the belief that despite it being pretty sh1t most of the time you can spend eternity in what ever version of heaven your religion promotes. Science never pretends it knows everything unlike religious types and twats who spend all their time on the internet looking for stuff that doesn't exist.

We'd still be living up trees if not for our ancestors inventing stuff.

 

Back to bed sonny.

It has already been established that we are descended from aliens.

 

You might be, in fact it would explain a lot if you were. Are you still waiting for the mothership to come back for you?

 

Some still do in Drumchapel actually.

 

I spent some time up a tree in Pollok in the mid-90s.

 

The Aliens actually gave Glasgow a miss and went to Beirut instead.

 

Are you Swampy?

 

No, he lived underground.

 

Didn't Science establish that the world was not flat?

 

If you were to be able to stand on the surface of Venus.....you would see the back of your own head!

 

Very few people actually believed the world was flat anyway. It's one of those apocryphal tales that most people thought it was.