I Do Do Woking Away!!

Hmmmmm, got an interview lined up in Woking, Surrey in two weeks time. The company will pay for the flights etc so nothing to lose.

Almost a return to my roots 44 years after leaving Crawley in Sussex.

Tricky one really. I really fancy the chance of a fresh start after the last couple of years but I would miss the kids.

God's Country beckons.

Anyone ever been to Woking? If so what's it like?

 

Nope never been there, sorry.

 

ER trying to throw us off the scent here, methinks.


He's really going down there to unveil the town's new Paul Weller statue since ER is chairman of MAS (Modfather Appreciation Society)

 

All hail the Modfather

 

What is it you actually do as a career?

 

It's full of ****s and *****s so you'll feel right at home

 

He's a flasher.

 

I pump Oil for you ungrateful spongers.

 

Funnily enough as soon as he said Woking I thought he's going down there to find the original Weller family house and burn it
Woking's a bit rubish but there's loads of nice little villages around which are fine.

 

There's a big mosque there so it'll likely be full of you know what's

 

You're a garage attendant?

 

Cash and Carries?

 

Mosquitos you mean?

 

ftfy

 

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No ****ing chance they'll let you over the border

 

I was born over the border and I shall return to enlighten the good folks of Englandshire.

You can keep your morris dancing though. Only for ****s and *****s like you.

 

Stay close to your kids untill they leave school.

 

Do the opposite of what Ciaran says and you should be fine.