January Healthkick

It's also dangerous. Ye end up telling ****s what ye really think of them. Which is probably why companies do it.

 

Just as well otherwise you'd never get laid

 

That and the 1/2 litre of rohypnol I'm taking along too

 

Of the bevvy to at least my pay day near the end of Febuary and onto the helathy balanced meals again ...

Bike been serviced and will start cycling again this weekend ... back to doing 8 to 10 miles a day (min). Biked loads last year up til I hurt my knee in June ... it's great, specially round the park eyeing up all the female joggers and telling the police to get to the kids swing park and chase the ER type away!

Looking to lose 1.5 stone by March .. get down to 16. Ideally, at some point this year would like to get down to 15 stone (minimum).

 

Aye, you keep telling yerself that, fatty.

 

Knightswood park? the swans up there come onto the road

 

Round that one first then down to Victoria park ...

The Knightswood swans are crazy as ****!

 

Just you ****ing keep away from Victoria Park. We don't need your likes in our vicinity

 

Nice attempt at throwing me off the trail, but it didny work

 

So, yer a Scoutston burd ... I'll be there on Saturday .. look out for the overweight **** struggling on his bike!

 

So we're looking for a batty, old woman with a scraggly looking cat feeding mouldy bread to swans...

 

I was trying to throw you ON the trail, in front of a runaway juggernaught

 

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Away and **** yourself. The swans stick their heid in the car windows

 

Swans canny drive, you ****in liar.

 

These swans are mental, vicious. Apparently the Poles were stealing them

 

Polish Xmas dinner

 

It wouldn't be so bad but Pudster is only 4' 11".

 

I'm no yer **** fantasy <jimmykrankie>

 

Are they Kafflik swans or Proddie Swans ?

 

Proddies!