What you need to do pompey lapras is walk up to the girl working in the local pharmacy and ask for 99 condoms . She will reply asking what your plans fir that night are , you then say Actually make it 100........
I remember buying my first pack of condoms. The chemist said would I like a bag. I said "Come on mate she ain't that flipping ugly!".
They've finally rumbled that Brian Howard has been working on the inside as a Saints fan and given him the boot. Looks like they have FINALLY realised they only have enough money to be playing kids and locals, not journeymen. Well done Pompey, only taken you two years to work out what Saints did in a month.
Just had a look at one of their forums, and quite a few are convinced that this is the beginning of the end. Although to be honest I've kind of lost the plot of when the beginning of the end was.
If the rumour that Mcleod had to take a pay cut to join MK Dons is true then that really is ****ed up.
Karl Robinson mk manager told sky that he'd taken a pay cut to sign. It is also a fact that prior to the pools game,they stayed 2 days in the north East's top hotel. They have a champagne lifestyle on beer wages.
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Even though its Pompey, i find no amusement at all in your football club going to the wall. English football needs Saints v Pompey.
People who don't support a football team have no idea how important it can be...can make or break your weekend/year/life. I am angry that crooks can just step in, not once but several times, and then leave having only lost money leaving fans devastated.
Agree. I'm not going to lie, I take massive pleasure from Pompey being 2 leagues beneath us. But I wouldn't take any joy from them being liquidated and having to start again. In fact if I were to win the Euromillions I shall buy them, and control the funds supplied in order to keep them in a permanent League 2 purgatory!
Ouch! That was a short visit for Connolly, I guess he'll see his month out. Hopefully he'll get a contract elsewhere now, he was the standout player in the match I watched.