Hot Sausage Holes

http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/sco...eir-held-over-suspected-child-sex-crimes.html

 

sympathy post #2

youve only 1 more left

 

He does look like a ***** and he's a regular church goer. Shouldny really be surprised.

 

Do you work for the ****ing Sun or sumthing?


ps That's kafflicks for ye

 

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Yes

I actually posted this with the intent (sp?) of creating some *****/pastry related gags! But I failed to come up with anything ...

 

It was a half baked idea right enough.

 

Specs = check
Tache = check
Believes in God = check
***** = check

 

That takes the biscuit ...

 

Fat Ally Knew

 

As do you. And the cakes. And the pies. Fatty.

 

FFS

 

I went into Greggs the other day and asked the woman behind the counter if she had a hot pie. She said she did...

"Well, stand back from the oven then".

 

It's phenomenal the amount of child buggeration that went on in the past, I'm starting to feel as if I was one basterding ugly child.

 

ba-dom-tsh

 

take aff yer tights then..

 

You should ask her if she liked to prick her pie.

Do Greggs do cream pies ?

 

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Is that a ***** or a meringue ?

 

Another ***** caught hmm the police are on a roll now.

 

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