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Discussion in 'Southampton' started by TheSecondStain, Dec 15, 2012.

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  1. Lord Duckhunter

    Lord Duckhunter New Member

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    Forget about clubs, you need to get round a few boozers with some older chicks in. Mrs duck likes a bit of heavy music so we get down a few rough joints to watch bands. I can't stand the **** but there's plenty of divorced milfs to look at. You youngsters could have a field day.
     
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  2. PompeyLapras

    PompeyLapras Well-Known Member

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    I lived with a lesbian for two years, and for one of those years she had a girlfriend who would often visit. After a while, seeing girls kiss became pretty standard and unexciting.
     
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  3. Rob Ferguson

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    Quality over quantity surely, I'd rather do it myself than pick up a rotter.
     
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    Are they any good?
     
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    Oh wow, the many rotters I've got with
     
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  6. Pray4Mojo

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    Haha just been talking to a slag on twitter.
     
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  7. Lord Duckhunter

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    What the chicks or the bands?

    The bands are ok, bit too much led zep and gnr for me. But you can't beat an older women, they're more desperate, only want to use you, and know what they're doing. I say older, I mean older for you guys. Sadly 35 to 40 age group is a young one for me.
     
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  8. JDub

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    Haha, mate. I've just 'ad a wee gander and some of those girls are lapping it up. Too easy for you and your greasy Portuguese charm.
     
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  9. Pray4Mojo

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    The women! I love older women! Are they about 35 to 40 then?
     
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    Yeah, I know haha! One girl thinks I look like C. Ronaldo?? Strange...
     
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    Haha
     
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    Night lads! xx
     
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  13. fatletiss

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    Have we signed anyone yet?
     
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  14. Joe!

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    It's well buried now behind pages of this crap, so don't bother looking for it, but we've signed Carlos Fierro.
     
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    He's ****e, should've signed Erick Torres instead.
     
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    Are we going to sign anyone?
     
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  17. fran-MLs little camera

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    Re Suarez hand ball goal...not talking about morality because if Saints had scored that way, we'd have been sorry until the next round draw, and then we'd forget all about it. It's the idea of deliberate and nondeliberate handball. I can accept the idea of nondeliberate handball in deciding a penalty, but I don't think that rule should apply at the other end if the 'guilty' party immediately scores a goal. The linesman in the Suarez case told a player that he'd seen the handball but it was nondeliberate. I'm not comfortable with that even though it is within the rules.
     
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  18. fran-MLs little camera

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    P.s. the opposition manager was extremely gracious by the way.
     
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    How many times has Suarez handled the ball now tho?, he tried it it against us as well.
     
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    Booked a days leave today to do some shopping as it's mrs jasper's birthday tomorrow . Have been throwing up all morningh so am totally fed up :-(
     
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