Beefy's Corner.......For all off Topic threads

First time I got trollied was at a pub in Co. Mayo, I got served 3 pints of Guinness at 14 years old. Having Irish relatives can be great.

 

Anytime now we should be graced by TSS...

 

Drunkest I ever got was in Zante in 2007.

Never ever play ring of fire with Absinthe as your drink.

 

Also, never ever go to Zante

 

Zante is full of slags isn't it?

 

I both love and hate that game.

 

Millions.

I genuinely collapsed my hotel room bed

 

Absinthe made me drink piss once.

 

The first time I got proper trollied was at the leaver's ball. That was good fun, had a live band and the last song they played was All These Things That I've Done by the Killers by which time I was quite drunk on copious amounts of Smirnoff Ice, and then there was the after party which was in a field. Ended up passing out unfortunately.

 

I'm gonna go to Ibiza one day! It's slagsville

 

Thought Zante was bad until I went to Sunny Beach in Bulgaria this year. That place is a toilet

 

This reminded me of my love for Brandon Flowers.

 

I went to Zante! With my parents... when I was young. Hmmmm.

 

Ring of Fire is hilarious. It's always the person that's about to pass out that has to down the dirty pint.

 

I'm gonna need you to elaborate on that.

I went once and found it to be surprisingly tame. Had more fun at the hotel than the clubs.

 

My friend, I have been 3 times, it's amazing.

There are so many fit girls there it's ludicrous. In most other holiday resorts you get ropey ones, but in Ibiza there are literally solid 10's everywhere you look. Can't describe it.

When you go, go to the zoo project, I have never seen more fit girls in my life.

 

I went to Las Vegas aged 9, was very confused at the business cards I was getting handed at the corner of every street with naked ladies on.

 

Yeah, clubs aren't that good to pick up girls. Talking to them on the street is better.

You need to come over to Portugal, Joe! I'll show you how we party.

 

Right, my eyes are hurting and I have a headache. Off to bed. Have fun.

 

I do love Ring of Fire. Always end up picking on the one who's most hilarious whilst drunk.