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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    Gotta tip my hat big time to Maestro for the thread which gave us this bit of advice if we have a Ba shirt... Please feel free to add any other gems you can think of.....
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    And another from that thread...

    A Yorkshireman's wife dies and the widower decides that her headstone should have the words "she were thine" engraved on it. He calls the stone mason, who assures him that the headstone will be ready a few days after the funeral. True to his word the stone mason calls the widower to say that the headstone is ready and would he like to come and have a look.
    When the widower gets there he takes one look at the stone to see that it's been engraved "she were thin".
    He explodes, 'Blimey man, you've left the "e" out.'
    The stone mason apologises and assures the poor widower that it will be rectified the following morning. Next day comes and the widower returns to the stone mason, 'There you go sir, I've put the "e" on the stone for you.'
    The widower looks at the stone and then reads out aloud, 'E, she were thin.'
     
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  4. Agent Bruce

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    Great stuff Maestro.

    Mucho reppo deserved.

    PS.

    You can have the rep and we'll have the points on the 12th. <ok>
     
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  5. MrToontastic

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    Could have BA-LL GREEDY ****ER
     
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  6. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Except it would be incorrect :wink:
     
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  7. Agent Bruce

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    Bar Steward?
     
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  8. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Ba-rgain? He was for us and is for Chelski <laugh>
     
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  9. Geordie lass in the Fen

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    BA...CK PAGE NEWS....... Today and tomorrow's chip wrapper, he's gone to what he believes is something better, that's his choice and l for one wish him good luck and good health. He did a grand job for us, but has gone to work for someone else. Better wages, better prospects, what's so different, about that situation ?
    Most of us have done that or would if the chance presented itself.
    We move on.........
     
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  10. Albert's Chip Shop

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    This.
     
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    Well said.
     
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  12. Resurgam

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    You can keep the rep <laugh>
    We need the points
     
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  13. Agent Bruce

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    You getting commission from the Back Page for plugging their site Glitf?
     
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  14. Agent Bruce

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    Spin you for it?
     
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    jimileys BA ldhead....<laugh>
     
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  16. Agent Bruce

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    Want a top with that on Jim?
     
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  17. Resurgam

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    Heads I win, tails you lose?
     
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    Must get my eyes tested again. I had to read that a few times to make sure you actually typed that. <yikes>



    No offence meant geordie Lass
     
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