Well done on your win today. Was at the game and it pains me to say that you deserved it. We were farking foolish underestimating you lot and we paid the price. Rafa was tactically inept tonight but 'Arry played a blinder. I still hope you stay up simply because it's a good West London Derby but your fans can be infuriating and we are the best side in West London... just clarifying what we don't really need to...
Good one Beat us in the league and you can take the crown... fortunately you won't be doing so for a fair few years!
Look, I know it's all very tedious, but your lot play in SOUTHwest London and all your fans live in Redhill and Crawley. So nerr.