Apparently Messi was seen buying a packet of Quavers and a copy of the Sun in the arrivals lounge (family sized bag)
My mates cousins girlfriends dads barbers mam works for the council. Arjen Robben has put his name down for a council house in Pennywell. You heard it hear first
Just been chatting to Wesley Snijders over a beer at Schipol airport, and from his own mouth he said Sunlund why i man fooking luv to play there like marra, would de it for a bag o tudor, we div i ave te bell for an appointment like or could yea fix us up like Roge, Well i had to tell him his accent stinks and hell niver get a interview unless he taks an online course in how to speak proper like, so know hes thinking about it.
OOOhhh... Wonder if it's you's or us?? I heard that Victor Valdes has been after a house on Sherburn Road but no-one knows who he is signing for - With all the rumours surrounding Mignolet it must be us!!
Spotted: Theo Walcott having a greggs pasty in the Galleries. (Cannot be confirmed whether it was steak bake of cheese pasty)
Apparently Sturridge has signed for us, not LFC. He was not seen at Anfield but Annfield Plain instead.
Raymond Van Barnefeld wants to play for Sunderland as a stopper, took me 20 mins to explain we dont park the bus we have the Ming, AND THAT YOUR A THICK CLOGGIE, your thinking of American footy the way you want to tackel