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New Year's Honours

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Deleted 1, Dec 29, 2012.

  1. Deleted 1

    Deleted 1 Well-Known Member
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    Am I the only one who thinks Sarah Storrie only got made a Dame because they felt they had to give one to a woman in the Olympics? All a crock of ****e if you ask me - would love to be offered one just to turn it down
     
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  2. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Does it mean anything anyway?

    "look its newyear, let's knight some ****"
     
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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Aye, so ye wid turn it down. You Nigels love all that **** <laugh>
     
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  4. Deleted 1

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    I'm not a Nigel - I'm a plastic <laugh>
     
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  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Well I never <yikes>
     
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  6. RAVENBLACK

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    Arise Sir Gary Glitter.

    Long overdue.
     
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  7. Deleted 1

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    <laugh> Stuart hall got a life peerage!
     
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  8. Stan Darkey

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    Typical queenie.

    Complete lack of darkies on the list.

    I for one am offended.
     
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  9. Bullet tooth Tony

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    Well, Ken livingstone has just beat you to it. Turned down an OBE, quoting "Politicians should not be giving each other awards for doing a job they are paid well for". Kudos Ken.
     
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  10. Keith Lemon

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    Happy for wiggo
     
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    He's a Belgian Paddy who supports Liverpool and claims to be a mod even though the mod movement pretty much ground to a halt before he was born. I hope he suffers a series of punctures <ok>
     
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  12. Sweats

    Sweats Fat lives matter
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    Agreed.. Are there any spastics on the list? Surely the dwarf swimmer should get a mention or failing that a guaranteed part in the next Star Wars film.
     
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  13. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    He does look like a bit of a ****.

    I got sick of seeing her very quickly. I think it was the gummy smile and freakish chubby baby calves:

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  14. truth seeker

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    For some reason this country seems to be media obsessed, this latest award of blue peter medals seems to back this up. 'Oh I feel so humbled' they say, or it was such a humbling experience, or they feel so honoured. When the envolope falls on their mat. 'Oh I thought it was a joke' however you must understand it is never just for them, it is for the rest of the people with them. You fu***** liars you want to boast about it, and see it in print. The thought of getting down on one knee, and accepting a knighthood from Mrs queen fills me with horror. Think I would rather fall overboard from a boat, and be surrounded by sharks. The brainest person at the Olympics was asked if he wanted to be a sir, he said he liked being an equal citizien, take a bow Danny Boyle.
     
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  15. Kim Jong Il

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    I nominate you for a CBE for services to literature. <doh>.
     
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  16. Cyclonic

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    Ya can't give Wiggo a gong, he rides a ****in' push bike for Christ's sake. Why not give it to a bloody postman or someone like that. Those ****s are heroes. Besides, we all know that you can't win the Tour with out a squirt or two. Wiggo getting the nod is a ****in' tragedy. Well it's more than a tragedy, it's a travesty of a tragedy...on stilts.
     
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  17. RAVENBLACK

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    Awards are for poofs and mongos.
     
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  18. Hugh Briss

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    Bradley Wiggins becomes a Knight of the Realm for riding a bike.

    It's all there - you just need to see it.

    Sir Dan Starkey?

    <laugh>
     
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  19. NobbysTeeth

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    wicker.jpg How about this honours system for all the tory party?
     
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  20. truth seeker

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    People who accept these awards are no doubt the ones who have personalized car number plates, must be loads on this board, so come and out yourself.
     
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