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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Heavy Metal Toon, Mar 6, 2011.

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  1. beardface

    beardface Active Member

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    I call dibs if GRB doesnt want it <whistle>
     
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  2. Gutierrez's Right Boot

    Gutierrez's Right Boot Well-Known Member

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    Im happy with Amber
     
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  3. Aldridge_Prior

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    Looks like No Way Past Jose has capitalised there then!
     
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  4. Agent Bruce

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    Anyone feeling hungry?
     

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  5. beardface

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    Cant help but think the writing would be too small to read as an avatar :(
     
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  6. Rafa's Championship Party

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    Yeah I'm happy with Cheryl, especially she's down to number 12.
     
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  7. Gutierrez's Right Boot

    Gutierrez's Right Boot Well-Known Member

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    please log in to view this image
     
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    I first met my lass when pissed as a fart, in a pub, in Limerick. She was much too good looking for the likes of me, so I insulted her highlights, questioning wasn't she a little young to have grey hair!

    However, two weeks later, she agreed to marry me, and now 27 years - and 4 kids - later, we are still together, even though we ended up on Teesside!!

    For some reason, some very pretty women are attracted to not very handsome men. So there's always a chance, especially if you can make her laugh!

    So, Tash, go for it. If you're not in, you can't win.
     
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  9. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    Ouch Teeside you sprouted the 2nd nose yet
     
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  10. beardface

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    Two weeks?! Fast mover.
     
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    No point in pissing about, Jose!

    Anyway, I needed it to be a done deal before she sobered up!
     
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    She was drunk for two weeks?
     
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  13. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    Oh and here

    please log in to view this image
     
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  14. Tiote's Witch Doctor

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    This thread never gets old!
     
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  15. Aldridge_Prior

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    Can't believe I've never posted this before...

     
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  16. in carr we trust

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    rep for this.
     
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    (sorry for forcing this crap upon you all...)
     
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  18. Sir Bobby

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    Tash, just like to say you're a ****. Guess who's got to pay $59 thanks to someone linking them to a site with malware? That's right; me. **** you, you donkey-****ing prick.
     
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    fooking hell i'd use stronger words than that!
     
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    If that had happened to me I'd have informed the US about a suspect house in Whitley Bay used by Osama Bin Laden who was cunningly disguised as a 19 year old Heavy Metal fan.... but they got him now though.

    Are they still looking for Lord Lucan?
     
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