Sat in a car on the Western Avenue through some needless road works. Than sat in a car on the Western Avenue again because of mindless lemmings rushing to spend money they don't have in Westfield. When I wanted to be with the lemmings rushing to Loftus Road to see another top flight game of football. Actually this waiting was put to good use as my son and I listened to my Christmas present from him and my daughter -Celebration Day by Led Zeppelin played rather loud. Gave up on the Western Avenue and emergency parked near the Du Cane Road, walked to ground ears ringing, to find kick off delayed by 15 minutes. If I can plan ahead and get there on time, why can't a professional football club. Then noticed that Hill and Ferdinand were our centre backs for the day. How we looked forward to witnessing their world class distribution skills! Also enjoyed the celebration of the fact that the star player isn't good enough to play for Morocco! Hooray! During the game I saw Stephane M'Bia play against 11 men much higher than him in the league. He had a goalie on his side who let one in in slow motion in the first half, and would have done it again if the shot hadn't slipped past the post. I was too far away to see what happened for the second goal but it looked very funny. Then someone punched the ball in the others teams area but the ref and Lino didn't notice. I'm afraid I got quite cross because they also didn't notice the amazing amount of time wasted by the other team in the second half - almost as much as West Ham! I'll never make the mistake of thinking this was meant to be entertainment again, or that people who have worked to waste their afternoon in any way they want deserve any respect at all. After applauding Stephane again at the end, we spent some more time sitting on the Western Avenue. After hearing the manager blame the referee on the radio, listened to "in My Time Of Dying" repeatedly at maximum volume. Got home, had a lovely dinner and some delicious wine and cheered up a bit, reflecting on my 8 hours of fun. Statistic of the decade: QPR HAVE HAD MORE SENDINGS OFF (9) THAN WINS (7) IN 2012.
Bit of a tart tonight Wubba. Polished off the gorgeous Brunello from yesterday (a glass left from the second bottle) when I got home. Some nice Pouilly Fuisse with dinner. Now sipping some port with a bit of Stilton to accompany MOTD. Quite mellow now.
Know how you feel SB, good choice of music to ease the pain. I'm having a drop of Southern Comfort and listening to AC/DC live at River Plate, sometimes a bit of aggressive music is just right...
You know if you quit drinking you wouldn't have such up-and-down strops and you might live longer to see us win the league some day. You keep at it like that you'll be croaking before 60
I don't often take advice from 13 year olds Yappy. Also, good quality booze is good for you. It's clinically proven.
That's the lie they tell you because they have the sell the sh_t and offload it all to make space for next year's batch, you twat That's all marketing bull and you're a cnut for believing it. But hey it's alright the world's getting over-populated anyways we might as well kill off all the idiots.
You're welcome. I like to keep it real. Science and all that. And, as science says, alcohol does kill brain cells - FACT.
And coming from a 51.75 year old - you're proving my point that you're not a very nice geezer and need to put the drink down and grow up a little. You're almost 52! And this is how you talk! Amazing.
I found it rather amusing that Yappy, the most miserable kid on here, is going on about mood swings when he's so consistently on a downer. At least we know the old Penguin science books are still being used. Hope you're having a good festive period Stan.
Great post Sb. Western Avenue after the game was the worst for me......I think I could have happily killed someone!
What horrible little **** stain you seem to be. If you have the balls to talk to people like this face-to-face you presumably get your head kicked in on a regular basis.
Thing I really couldn't understand was people, desperate to gain an extra car lengths advantage, cutting out of the inside lane, which they would then have to filter back into 50 yards further on. Clearly people have much more interesting and important lives than me. Doubtless they all had to get somewhere urgently to perform life saving brain surgery on a child or foil a terrorist plot.
