christmas caption thread

Nedum Onuoha, Shaun Wright-Phillips and Ryan Nelsen for anyone who was unsure

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Any one of them to the others:

"Do you know how silly you look right now?"

©Homer Simpson (dressed in a ridiculous bear hunting costume).

 

Nelson to SWP: "You still look a shortarse in 3D!"...

 

I'm sure the Hobbit is meant to be in 3D but the words look exactly the same.

 

Nelsen again, maybe you two should try wearing those during the game

 

Is SWP saying,"It says in here that the guy the Rs bought from Citeh is a useless twonk who has failed to live up to his past glories, despite picking up a decent weekly wedge and getting quite a lot of game time. I hope you're listening, Nedum?"

In the background, Nelsen has just let out an SBD.

 

SWP: "Can't find the titties."

 

onouha to swp?,
" you still can't see the goal can you??"

 

SWP " Hey guys there's a great **** picture of me on page 12"

 

Nedhum... "Guys.. Our league position still looks **** in 3D"

 

Nedhum and SWP...."does 3d stand for 3 dickheads"
Ryan...."yeah, Granero can take my place"

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Any of them..."If only our attack had more than one dimension we'd be ok"

 

Another Mark Hughes scientific team bonding session. Module 275: Full Focus.

 

Now imagine that stadium when its built turn over and your will see what the training ground could look like. Welcome to the project lads.... mwahahahahahahahaha