My daughter has got it into her head santa will be stalking her just standing staring at her asleep. The other ****er is as good as gold for five mins after I remind him every 10 mins to stop being a prick
My youngest is watching Santa Claus's progress on a GPS Map on his iPad. Things have changed since my day.
Aye, he's going great guns at the minute. you'd have thought India and China would slow him down a bit.
Still blissfully unaware that i have a wardrobe stuffed with expensive toys, i put out half a dozen gifts from my family to put them off the scent but they will go ape**** tomorrow. 3 years old 6 and 7 great age for Christmas
We went to see him the other day and he gave them a certificate saying they were on the good list. Absolute little bastards ever since.
www.noradsanta.org He's in Iraq now , hope he makes it out Kids Christmas is cancelled over some insurgents
I'm not an old **** like you lot so I'm too young for kids. I do have young relatives though and they've been complete twats ever since they went and saw him the other day and got told they were on the good list (rather like your sprogs, Rebel)