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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ManDingo 20"/20", Dec 24, 2012.

  1. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Just got thrown out of an asdas cause some thick as **** english prick accused me of using fake money.

    Believe it or not ****s but we print our own notes, ****ing dunces.
     
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  2. Mick

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    I once walked into a chip shop in Weymouth after travelling down from Scotland on train. I went to pay for the battered sausage and had a £10 Northern Irish note, £20 Bank of Scotland note, £20 Guernsey note and £50 Bank of England note in my wallet. The girl wouldn't take any of them, had to go to the bank machine and take out a tenner.

    Cool story bro.
     
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  3. Ciaran

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    Didn't happen ^^
     
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  4. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    That was for MD btw.

    Mick has told his story that many times I feel like I was there <whistle>
     
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  5. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Away bite my ****e you paddy ****.
     
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  6. Mick

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    Aye, my dinner parties are terrible for repetitive stories.
     
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  7. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Ive no even got myself a bottle for christmas yit for **** sake
     
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  8. Mind The Duck

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    B&Q are doing a 2 for 1 deal on white spirit now ya cock suckin Jakey ****.
     
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  10. Mind The Duck

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    Seriously though, why didn't anyone let us know that Scottish money might be refused in England. You would have thought that by now someone would have mentioned it and we could be prepared for the eventuality.

    What are the odds of you being the first consumer to use a Scottish note in England and be refused?

    Thanks MD for bringing this to our attention

    To the embassy
     
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  11. simon_bhoy

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    where the **** are you md?
     
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  12. Moses

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    Do similair things happen when playing these localised versions of Monopoly that seem to be fairly proliferant today? Has any forum member been rebutted for trying to use notes from the Dundee version in the London one?
     
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  13. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Ill keep that in mind ya sheep shagging mutant.

    Id go into detail but i cant be arsed.

    Needless to say - mindy fail.

    Derby.
     
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  14. Ciaran

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    Big Bad John's on thread, is there a Swansea version of Monopoly Big Bad John?
     
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  15. Schneiderlin's Foxy Face

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    Just put a post on the Derby board telling them to kick your **** in MD.
     
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  17. LEROY FER 10

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    Scottish notes are only used in England by drug dealers.
     
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  18. Null

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    It's not racism...
     
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  19. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    <laugh>

    I went past that hovel they call a ground yesterday - it has a built in greggs <doh>
     
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  20. charlienicholasismydad

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    To be fair MD when I worked up in Derby the local boozer would not serve me because of my accent. Only when someone from our site told the landlord where we were working (and realised the future sales he would lose) did we get served. Worse place I have been to!
     
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