On Friday last I visited my sister and brother in law and they asked what I would like for Christmas, so I said a shirt with "DAVE 29" on the back! My sister said fair enough but it won't be here in time for Christmas, I said I don't mind waiting, it's what I would really like! I helped her to navigate through the site shop and the order was accepted around 10 am Friday! Imagine my surprise when she rang Saturday lunch-time (12.30 pm) to say it had arrived, now that's what I call service! By the way, I know some of you will be wondering why 29? It was my call-sign while I was cabbying, chosen because I love a game of cribbage!
Fair play at least that's a good enough reason, we were at Gatwick airport and this big African guy walked past us with a Chelsea shirt with Number 7 and AJ Armani on the back I nearly curled up on the floor I was laughing so much.