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Scarlett Johannson

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by RAVENBLACK, Dec 23, 2012.

  1. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    That advert with old pizza face is really beginning to grate as much as the cheese all over her pepperonied coupon.

    "What do I like most about myself?"

    "Certainly not my cratered lunar fizzog which you cant see with the industrial foundation trowelled on".
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Dec 23, 2012
  2. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    She was good in The Girl With The Pearl Necklace.
     
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    Archers Road, Dec 23, 2012
  3. Schneiderlin's Foxy Face

    Schneiderlin's Foxy Face Active Member

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    Nice tits too.
     
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    Schneiderlin's Foxy Face, Dec 23, 2012
  4. Whole-lot-of-Holt_HtH

    Whole-lot-of-Holt_HtH New Member

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    Shes hot, you must be either asexual or gay if you dont think so
     
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    Whole-lot-of-Holt_HtH, Dec 23, 2012
  5. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    you seen her with no make up on?

    worse than Cameron Diaz.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Dec 23, 2012
  6. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    I like Scarlett Johansson, but Diaz looks like one of those giant African frogs
     
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    Erik, Dec 23, 2012
  7. Whole-lot-of-Holt_HtH

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    *Eric*


    Diaz is also incredibly hot, getting on a bit now tho
     
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    Whole-lot-of-Holt_HtH, Dec 23, 2012
  8. Rorschach

    Rorschach Well-Known Member

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    she's 40 not 90. and she's still gorgeous
     
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    Rorschach, Dec 23, 2012
  9. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Thats a bit off mate, wee Scarlett speaks highly of you <ok>
     
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    rogueleader, Dec 23, 2012
  10. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    A difficult choice
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    alwaysright, Dec 23, 2012

  11. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs
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    Scarlett Johannson has been on my desert island top 5 select for about 10 years now. She's no Amy Mainzer, mind.
     
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    Mick, Dec 23, 2012
  12. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Johannson is class. But that advert is irritating. "I had an Italian boyfriend once." " How do I know it's not true? It's written in your newspaper." Shut the **** up and get your tits out again, love.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Dec 23, 2012
  13. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    not too shabby with no war paint on.

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    needs a better camera for when she has no clothes on.
     
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    Kim Jong Il, Dec 24, 2012
  14. Cyclonic

    Cyclonic Well Hung Member

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    Two hard punching lightweights. Diaz does the better work in close, the way she uses her head to miss taking a shot, is a bit unnerving though. An easy winner on points.
     
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    Cyclonic, Dec 24, 2012
  15. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    couple of dowdy nothings with no war paint on.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Dec 24, 2012
  16. Swords Hoopster.

    Swords Hoopster. Well-Known Member

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    Wotcha Holty! Can you find out why I'm banned from your Board? Cheers.

    With regards the OP, I agree. She's an annoying cu*t in that add.
     
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    Swords Hoopster., Dec 24, 2012
  17. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    You barred all over the show swords?
     
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    Ciaran, Dec 24, 2012
  18. Swords Hoopster.

    Swords Hoopster. Well-Known Member

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    Aye mate. I was fitted up over there an' all. The Chelsea boys are alright though. They ain't never barred me, yet I post on there all the time.

    They can take a bit of a wind up no problem.
     
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    Swords Hoopster., Dec 24, 2012
  19. Sweats

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    Anyone saying Scarlett is not fit is clearly a ****. Fact <ok>
     
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    Sweats, Dec 25, 2012
  20. KingHotspur

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