A report just out, Tacling Demand for Prostitution, claims that more than 10% of males in the UK have used a prostitute. So there must be 1 or 2 on here who have parted with cash for some hooker action. Personally, I've never been with a lady of the night and cannae imagine ever paying for it. Maybe it's cause I'm a Paisley man. So, who has, and plenty of details to enrich the story please!
not yet, but I won't rule it out and my missus is still only 23 and there are quite a few years ahead of us
one of my pals lost his virginity to a hooker. i still rip the pish out of him for it. technically hes still a virgin because hookers arent people. loosing it to a virgin is like an african going out on his initiation to manhood to kill his first animal to eat then going to asda and coming back with a pack of own make burgers.
I used to go every second weekend When i hung round with the Birmingham City lot a brothel opened called Coffee & Cream right by the ground. I used to like the fighting with Brum but the football was dire, some of the lads were banned from the game others couldn't be arsed so we mainly stayed in the pubs till this place open ÃÆÃâÃâ ââ¬â¢ÃÆââ¬Â âââ‰â¢ÃÆÃâÃââÃÆââââ¬à ¡ÃâìÃÆââ¬Â¦ÃâáÃÆÃâÃâ ââ¬â¢ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¡ÃÆÃââââ¬à ¡ÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâã30 is a decent price, 2 for ÃÆÃâÃâ ââ¬â¢ÃÆââ¬Â âââ‰â¢ÃÆÃâÃââÃÆââââ¬à ¡ÃâìÃÆââ¬Â¦ÃâáÃÆÃâÃâ ââ¬â¢ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¡ÃÆÃââââ¬à ¡ÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâã50 was the offer but only took them up on that once due to the fact there were loads of us & only so many nice birds to go round. Went there about 8 times, 5 times I went with the same bird
why would you you can go on something like craigslist and get them for free even get them to pay you! i dont as i have a fiancee who im faithfull to but i know of the sites
Most of its **** nev. Spent most of the time hanging round side streets waiting for ****s to come who never did. You could never walk round in groups of 200+ so you all split in to your own groups of 40 or so & only one maybe 2 groups saw any action, the others would turn up after the police had got there. The best scraps were the ones you didn't expect. Brum & Wolves hate each other big time, loads of big incidents in the past (rocket launchers, people left brain damaged the lot). We just happened to bump in to them at New Street station after a game & kicked off big time, spread out where the bullring is now. Police came charging in & split it up and let everyone get on there way. We found a pub to have a drink & clean ourselves up when a guy at the bar mentions loads of northerners at the station heading this way. Hartlepool fans who had a 2 hour wait before their connecting train. Next thing there in this pub & having a chat with us. Then they start getting rowdy, posing for pictures with us & saying "Us with the thick Zulus" & **** like that. We quietly calld for a bit of back up then BANG the top Zulu laid about 3 of them out with what looked like one punch (He's from Chelmsley btw). Spilled outside & it was proper toe-to-toe **** along with plenty of glasses, chairs, ashtrays etc. Went on for about 10 minutes before they managed to get away as the police arrived.
sounds quality, ma mate said he used to work with a guy who threw a brick at a wolves fan and nearly killed him, maybe thats the brain damage incident. the lad got sent down for it. he sez it got rowdy a few times
Aye, I've never been with one of the toothless crones down Aberdeen docks. ****ing pumped a few in the the Dam' though. When I lived in the centre of Aberdeen I used to hear hookers outside my window all the time. Best one I ever heard was two junkie-hoors speaking to each other; by the way this conversation is not verbatim: Hoor1: Ma fanny is itchy as **** Hoor2: I've got some cream in ma bag Hoor1: I couldn't find a skirt tonight so I'm wearing my vest-top as one instead. ****ing hoors.
That was the one in Mosely with the Rocket launchers I was stuck on a bus trying to get there, ****ing folk from Rover were protesting which held up all the traffic, fair play to the lads who got taxis they didn't wait for us all to land just piled in to about 200 lads armed with pints, bottles, chairs, bricks & some **** pulled a rocket launcher from the boot of his car they had all the ****ing bricks though, the brick got returned & caught a ****. Then his mrs was on the news calling Zulus scum for attacking an innocent bystander A guy from Wolverhampton goes 5 miles out of his way to a pub the wrongside of Birmingham with hooligans from Wolverhampton, Plymouth, Arsenal & others & he's innocent?
My old office in Malta was right in the red light district. Dandered in to the cornershop one day to buy a packet of crisps and while I'm standing in the queue there are two massive fat birds in front of me wearin miniskirts short enough to see their massive cracks, each of whom had two packets of johnsons baby wipes in their hands. ****in rank.
got to love the **** who pulled the rocket launcher, absolute legend. is there any links to this indiscriminate viloence?
Don't think there was any Nev. Was a quiet boozer out of the way which is why it was picked, no CCTV or police there. Half the videos you see are taken by police & handed over to those nicked who whack them on youtube!! There was a great fight between Villa & the Zulus years ago which my mate (second one along on the photo) got nicked & gave me a copy, he's a Villa lad I know, he's a good guy but knocking round with them got me in trouble with the Zulus and things got nasty, even Villa lads were after me the guy in the middle of the middle row wanted to stab me apparently despite the fact our mutual friends had to drag me away the once in a nightclub toilet from killing the ****!! Second from last picture is Villas top boy Fowler, he gets banged out by one of the Zulu youth in the video See how many are from Erdington & Chelmsley http://icbirmingham.icnetwork.co.uk...ans-jailed-following-violence-50002-14105887/ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbUeUVC28sw
