End of the world confessions

All love Den Zlatan he is superior.

 

Next year is our year.

Fact.

 

Luv I hope a third arm grows out of your head after **** goes nuclear.

I'm not actually American....

 

Am I write in thinkin the Mayans are from Mexico, so surely its all gonna end 1111 Mayan ( Mexican )time and they are 6 hrs behind us so that gives us until 1911 tonight, time maybe for some of you lot to nip for a dump.....just

 

No paid dumps for me today - I'm at home

 

Still another hour and 37 minutes to go yet

 

Absolutely. Tricky looking at the phone when standing up, plus you don't have to waste energy using your legs

 

You're a false yank...?

 

There is a thread for this ****

 

Yes but is there a **** for the thread?

 

I've tainted many a thread recently and this one is no different

 

My 'source' used to be known as 'The Heath' in his first reporting job on the Warrington Guardian

 

Must have been the country side reporter...

 

I have a confession to make before the planet explodes.

It is best that you guys all know that I am secretly Stewart Downing and I see every thing you write about me. Me and Charlie Adam used to spend hours reading this site together.

 

Fixed.

 

I am the Batman

 

In this neck of the woods we're always Robin.

 

I've got a few.

I had a pint in the Golden ball in Scarborough with Jimmy Saville in 2002. He didn't bum me as far as I can remember.

I secretly used to enjoy the post **** guilt I got from banging one out over the Oulsen twins.

I once shat myself in a KFC

I put a full bottle of nair in my housemates shampoo.

 

I once crapped myself in Disney Land and through up in the Tate Modern. I have also thrown up in Dover Castle, Wollyby World in Holland, Safeway, and when I was about 7, all over my teachers coat in front of the entire class.

 

Hello Stuart can you please **** off to another club.