Just been told that at midnight tonight the world ends!!!!!!! So what are your plans for the last ten minutes of existance?
To ask all those who truly believe in this end of the world theory to transfer their life savings into my bank account..
Watch a Mayan movie...a bloody good one at that. So if i start at ten to twelve and get to 11 miutes, bang goes the theory.. But it ends at 12, in which time zone? [video=youtube;2qQt6ZuYEfY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qQt6ZuYEfY[/video]
Was thinking about sending presents back for refunds then thought what the **** for if we are all dead anyway so, I've kept them just in case they are wrong. Anybody follow the Pope on twitter what does he reckon?
Ah ****! I've got a date with a gorgeous lady tomorrow. Just my ****ing luck. Oh well nice knowing you guys. See you on the otherside.
The year is 2412. The news item on the 3D projector is an amusing snippet about a recent find. A perfectly preserved calendar from 2012 found by archaeologists. The experts were all laughing and joking about how the people back then must have thought the world was going to end on December the 31st.