Nice to see Swim contribute, As lately he's been somewhat mute, We hope he comes back, Cos his posts are on track, And his avatar is kind of cute
And of course there's our Aswan Dam Who hails from the land of Tut's Mam, As he sips his chilled tea In the shade of a tree, He dreams of Swansea City.
There's a lad we know as Yankee, I'm told he's tall, you know lanky, 'Though a colonial boy, his posts are a joy, He's a jack through and through you'll agree.
From the far frozen north comes Norway, It's cold up there let me say, His b*lls will drop off, If he gives just one cough Bet he misses old warm Swansea Bay!
Our Neveroff is our missionary The toughest of jobs you'll agree, He lives with the heathen, But he'll get them believin' That the Swans should be top of the tree!
Dill is number 1 fan so they say, He supports at home and away, He works for the bank, So it's us he should thank, For funding it out of our pay
Ffs is a bit mad, He escaped from the Coed as a lad, We know he loves Gower, Since he had him in the shower, And now he's obsessed just a tad
There's a team down the road in red Whose supporters are mostly brain dead They used to be blue I'm telling you it's true And they play in a Lego built shed
We have an eclectic variety of mod, Hailing from Swansea to Norway and Llandod, They have a tough job to do, To sift through the pooh, And delete the obscene and the odd
Cardiff is a team I despise, Again after the premier league prize, They start at full throttle, But we all know they'll bottle, And yet again get cut down to size
Football is a simple game a mix of tactics and calls rugby is a funny old game played by blokes with odd shaped balls
The Swans team we love play in white and they give other prem teams a fright With Michu a star We're sure to go far And the future will be pure delight
We're trying to avoid relegation, With a 1-4-2-3-1 formation, If things go askew, We'll try 4-4-2, And hope for a great transformation.
We are a small team from West Wales Some praise we recieve goes off the scales Were called Swansea City We like to play football pretty Not like them ****ers from Caerdydd
On Sunday our guests are Manure To The Liberty they're coming for sure With Wayne, Giggs and Scholes They'll be looking for goals But they'll fall to a Routledge 1-2'er.
Had a Manager Roberto Martinez. In his book and I quote what he sez. He sez "I never leave". But he did and then we. Get Rodgers and Laudrup instead. BAZINGA! MOUCHAS GRACIAS ROBERTO!
Supporters of both Canary or Swan Where cheesed off when their bosses were gone But now they don't care at all They are having a ball So many games this year they have won
There's a bloke called FFS who loves me He often invites me around for some tea On his shirt it says Gower It gives him some power Just a pity about his VD
