as if you wouldn't do that sort of comedy when it is hugely successful and made him millions? i think theres a little jealousy there, ER.
Why would I be jealous of a ***** rubber faced twat with serious manic depression. He may have lots of money but what's the point when you are a totally unhappy?
ER has an inferiority complex because he penis is so tiny He is also pissed off as he wasn't invited to the company christmas party.
soooo, JEN THE SAINT. When you letting me take you out on a date? surely you'd jump at the chance of an evening with a handsome, funny, intellectual like moi xx
I'd rather watch John Bishop than Keith Lemon any day! I think if you look up the definition of "unfunny" in the dictionary it just says "Keith Lemon". I am astonished how he can get away with it.
I think you can get away with being average these days and still end up mahoosive with gigantic shows and the ubiquitous end of tour DVD. Lee Evans - went under sufferance because the missus likes him, barely raised a chuckle for the whole evening and the sweating twat killed the buzz with some daft musical number at the end with him on a grand piano. Awful. Michael McIntyre - harmless enough but it was the last show of a big tour and he looked like he didn't give a feck anymore, not funny enough. Jimmy Carr - he's turned into a bit of a media whore but early on he was pretty sharp Al Murray - we suffered from drunk twats trying to ruin the show with heckles, Al got them chucked out but it soured the night Steven K Amos - saw him host the Comedy Store, was better in small doses than an entire show Micky Flannagan - another Comedy Store early gig and he was decent but still used the same set about 2 years later Alan Carr - Shatty Man. Another one who was using the same material years after we'd first seen him, not a real comedian these days. Kevin Bridges - I think we were at his first London gig and he'd only been given about 10 minutes as first up comic. He did some great stuff about watching DVDs with your mates and going for a dump (you had to be there I suppose) and he has gone on to do very well for himself Peter Kaye - Giant gig at the O2 which suffered from being at the end of the tour (that didn't tour, tour) but he knows his onions and had everyone in stitches at one time or another. Seen it on DVD and it isn't a patch on the End of the Pier stuff but ok. Billy Connolly - The man is a legend but knocking on a bit and nowhere near as sharp as his early days John Bishop has been doing the rounds, playing the clubs, bits and pieces on TV, League of Their Own, Live at The Apollo etc and has enjoyed massive success of late. He is a bit of a grinning chimp but is pleasant enough and not at all offensive so appeals to a very wide audience. Not surprised he is doing so well.
Morecombe & Wise. Surely no-one anywhere ever laughed at this tragic pair of joyless ****s? Christmas in the 1970s consisted of watching your nan snore through their entire "show", because it was either that or The Great Escape again. I used to pray for a power cut when that pair were on.
There were only three channels, one showing the aforesaid war film for the 95th Christmas in a row, the other showing a carol service live from Ely Cathedral. All remaining relatives were too drunk to play cards. So pretty much forced to watch it, yes.
