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The Official Mark Lawrenson Predictions Appreciation Budgie WUM Thread

Discussion in 'Ipswich Town' started by YorkieLancsHampyLondoner, Nov 18, 2012.

  1. johnnywarksmoustache

    johnnywarksmoustache Well-Known Member

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    Well you should know afterall you've sucked him off enough times!
     
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  2. CanariesSoccer

    CanariesSoccer Well-Known Member

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    Does that even make sense?
     
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  3. johnnywarksmoustache

    johnnywarksmoustache Well-Known Member

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    After he spent all that time in your cellar the poor kid must still be traumatised!
     
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  4. CanariesSoccer

    CanariesSoccer Well-Known Member

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    Ah I see. Expected a bit more subtlety really!
     
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  5. canary-dave

    canary-dave Well-Known Member

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    May I be the first to wish all our friends, foes and friendly foes a very happy Christmas!

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  6. YorkieLancsHampyLondoner

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    Merry Christmas Sir Dave of Canary <ok>
     
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  7. Carra_Rud

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    Don't worry lads, I'm sure you'll be able to give us some stick at some point this season.<ok>
     
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  8. YorkieLancsHampyLondoner

    YorkieLancsHampyLondoner Well-Known Member

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    Not interested Carra, you're not going down this season, you'll not get into Europe, keep the Carrow Road pitch warm for our next league meeting won't you <ok>

    Things must be pretty dull for you, browsing your board lately, your lot seem more concerned about what goes on at Loftus Road than on your own patch.
     
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  9. Carra_Rud

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    To be honest, I'm more concerned with Swansea fans comparing being called sheep shaggers to somebody being abused due to the colour of their skin or excusing somebody for making monkey gestures towards a player after he had the cheek to celebrate a goal at the end of the pitch he scored at!
     
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  10. YorkieLancsHampyLondoner

    YorkieLancsHampyLondoner Well-Known Member

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    I was really pleased with the way that was handled. Having said that, why should the Welsh have to tolerate that constantly? I'm sure we've all been guilty of it at some time or other, but can you explain how it's any different?
     
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  11. Carra_Rud

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    Just like we shouldn't have to tolerate the six finger inbred jibes, but we do. Surely you can see the difference between that and the colour of somebody's skin?

    I can guarantee if a black Norwich fan was called a six fingered monkey, he would only be concerned about the monkey part! The vast majority of Norfolk people are not inbred or indeed six fingered, but I think its safe to say that all black people are indeed black! That's the difference.
     
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  12. canarie-chippy

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    Not to sure bout why they get worked up about the welsh thing? Its no different to being a Ginger ?
    Only time they should take the runt is if they are welsh Gingers, that would really be bad luck!
    But both of these are NOT on the same level as monkey chants IMO. That part of football belongs left in the70's & 80's.
     
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  13. wellyblue

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    That's "Not too sure", you illiterate inbred ****... <ok>
     
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  14. LEROY FER 10

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    A race that is misunderstood by their neighbours the English due to their craftiness and intelligence. The English call the Welsh sheep-shaggers due to an old trick used by the Welsh against their gullible English neighbours in medievel times, when the English had a nasty habit of ****ing sheep. When Wales adopted English law they noticed the penalty for shagging a sheep was less than stealing one (due to the English's habit) so whenever they were caught stealing a sheep they would instead say they were planning to **** it instead to avoid the fine.
    Therefore there is a very long list of crimes involving Welshmen shagging sheep, although it is only the English who would actually ever **** a sheep, it is just another example of the Welsh tricking the English once again.

    Englishman "You are going to have your hand chopped off with an axe because you stole a sheep."

    Welshman "I was infact taking the sheep to ****."

    Englishman "Oh, thats good then our law endorses sheep shaggers. You will only have to lose a finger.
     
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  15. LEROY FER 10

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    And that is why we evolved with our 6th(spare)fingers ....:biggrin:
     
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  16. YorkieLancsHampyLondoner

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    Fascinating SN23. Is there any truth in that?
     
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  17. canary-dave

    canary-dave Well-Known Member

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    Hampy, you can tell when SN23 is telling lies!

    His lips move!

    ;)
     
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  18. tractor bhoy

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    Not sure if that response works so well on an internet forum!
     
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  19. canary-dave

    canary-dave Well-Known Member

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    A very good point!

    <laugh>
     
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    brilliant! <laugh>
     
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