In other people's houses when they aren't in, the Goldilocks tug. About six or seven times up til now.
Try having a tug in the bath with your thumb up your arse, lovely. The difficult bit is trying to avoid the 'oil slick' you leave behind when you try to get out.
Two geezers sat in front of their computers ****ing as they watch each other ****ing on their monitors. How did we cope before we English invented the internet?
