Right, I'll let you all in on a sale that's going down soon. Basically I have a van full of antiques that I'm looking to sell. Included in the antiques are old bikes (some parts may be missing), amongst other highly sought after vintage materials. Currently, I have my van parked outside a seemingly dilapidated house in Easterhouse. You'll know me when you see me (I'll be the guy sitting on a feature wall and my van has one of those cages on the back to allow for 360 degree viewing).
We used to have threads like this all the time. Rocket posts about a green polo - someone posts a thread about parking their green polo outside a **** tip house to annoy the gay guy who lives there Etc, etc, etc.