Following on from my successful comments on another thread regarding the goings on in toilets I felt pressed to compose another, more bealistic rant. There should be rules posted on the door of the gents toilets and by entering each user is automatically signed up to uphold the following; The lid should be lifted if only taking a piss, any splashes to be mopped up from the seat All major works should be flushed away and not left in the bottom of the pan for the next man Aim into the pan or urinal, don't just flop the chap out and slash everywhere Under no circumstances should you talk to anyone in the khazi, this is the height of bad manners (particularly if you have just dropped your guts and someone else is in the cubicle next door. Someone else walking in and saying "Hi Dave, how's it going?" marks you out as the phantom farter) Clean the seat after yourself. Do not leave your dirty arse marks on the seat and do not leave stray pubes stuck to it. If you are of a faith that forbids you to touch your ring piece with bog paper please clear up any spillage when douching your arris. Please make use of a courtesy flush if you are engaged in a particularly drawn out assault on the porcelain. Do not use the last of the bog paper withoug notifying the correct authority of the absence of arse wipes. Please be aware that some of us suffer from what can best be described as "stage fright" and will not be able to perform should another pisser stand too close. Give a man some room! There is another level of behavior regarding glory holes and cottaging that need not be explored here. Thank you for your consideration.
Until you've worked on a building site then you haven't seen **** all. 1. I worked up a Crutherland hotel in EK when it was being refurbished. I used go for a ****e after our morning break as per the script. One time I drew a Rangers crest on the toilet wall as I was bored. The following day I went for my morning ****e and someone had smeared ****e all over the Rangers badge. 2. I worked at Hampden when they were building the new South Stand. ****s used to ****e in the rooms, you'd go into a room and there would be the foul smell, then a turd in the corner, no bog-roll or **** all. One day, my tradesman ordered me to put the drill back in the drill box and "stash" it somewhere as we were going for tea. Afterwards we came back up, I went to the stash, there was the drill just lying there. My tradesman said "go and find the drillbox" so I went a wander to try and find it. After about half an hour I found myself on the roof of the new stand and low and behold, there was the drill box lying on the walkway. So I went over to pick it up, "hold on" I thought as there felt as if there was something inside the box... so I put it down, opened it up and there it was, somecunt had shat in the drillbox. Someone found the stashed drillbox, emptied it, took the box onto the roof, shat in it, closed the lid over and left it on the roof
if you don't like your workmates you should sit backwards on the toilet, facing the sistern when u do a ****e that'll leave more than a skid mark on the side of the bowl let me tell you.
I remember working up at the Ardeseir construction yard where they were building one of the modules for Piper Bravo. We were advised to not go near discarded paint tins as the workers were using them to ****e in. ****s couldnt be bothered walking to the lavvies.
That's a hangover ****. Feeling so terrible that you need a wee rest for your head when you drop your guts
Some **** in my work decided to take a dump on the toilet lid, and leave it there. He couldn't even be arsed lifting the lid. <boak>
Had six pints of Guinness at the toon match on Thursday neet. By Friday it had fermented inside me and I had a Guinness ****e in the afternoon. It was darker than your average ****e and even had a frothy creamy heed on it. Beat that you ****s.
a bit late but meh , on site toilet consists of a chimney flue with a bag inside ... take the dump , wipe the arse remove the bag tie a loose knot in it. Then proceed to the window of the house and throw the bag of **** at the mason/groundworker/foreman who is outside.
