Brill pub in 'ull int it? some of the best ales they serve are: Robbie Williams Gay Ale & Tony Pullis Boring Mild since the landlord is a Stokie, his two kids (aged 9 & 7) work behind the bar, which is useful as they both have three arms & the missus is the bouncer.. Factoid.
Otter, bet you're sat there with a joke book on ya lap, i'd change it if I was you because it's obviously out of date
To be fair this level of 'banter' is a decent reflection of what I am currently witnessing in Fentham (truly the devil's arsehole - and I've lived in Middlesbrough!), or at least that's what it sounds like when mumbled through broken teeth.
I have to disagree. With all the hardcases in there, I learnt how to fight. There's a backroom with a Wrestling Ring where illegal Cage Fighting happens. I've won a few spondoo'lees there. If you're not into the rough'n part of the place, you can have a chat with PottertheRotter in a small cupboard room. Just knock and ask for, "Dandelion". He'll give you a good chat
Top contact around these parts. Want a hitman? He knows who can get the job done. Rumour has it that Otter also is a big name in the Sex Trafficking industry...
Oi. I am not the landlord, you just misheard me in there last night when I said I should be didn't you? I only said it because I've spent that much in there I should own the place by now.