Quite calm and collected thanks. Smirking at your tantrum, methinks thou do protest too much. Plus I'm distracted watching the dreadful acting on Dawn of the Dead. (And I don't mean the zombies.) How the **** did he manage to get such **** actors for every part?
It doesn't matter how much you say it, not all wishes are granted. And it could be worse, you could be watching these bastard Aussies getting themselves out from behind the eight ball with the Proteas I thought I was gonna get to watch them crumble akin to us abroad
Denial is such a hard thing to overcome. Now take a breath before responding and relax, all this putting yourself under pressure isn't good for your heart.
Time to give up, it doesn't work with me. You seem to forget your reputation precedes you on such matters.
You do have a reputation for molesting animals but no I wasn't on about that. I'm not TTT or your other sparring partners, you'll never get a tantrum out of me (particularly when merrily full of rum )
Oh dear, transference of problems onto random people on the internetz. Denial doesn't come much worse than this. Hopefully you will have calmed down after a good nights sleep.
Best take your own advice buddy, you're even typing angry now Few too many Juras, whisky head always has a tint of rage. Rum is a much merrier tipple.
Ah, even more transference, quite clearly no anger in anything I have posted. Yet your frustration at getting your arse handed to you, is making you type random ****. And you are now sounding like a temperamental little girl. Trust me you will feel better in the morning. Though that may not be true. As the impurities in your cheap rum can cause terrible hangovers, where as the lovely smooth expensive whisky I'm partaking of, shall only leave me refreshed in the morning.
You are entertaining I'll give you that. Who doth protest too much? Resorting to insults too, a clear sign of anger........ And I'm afraid I'll have to raise your Jura, with a Angostura 1919. A fine rum for the man who likes a smooth drink and a merry calm head. I dare say a little more expensive than the old Jura too (on special at the co op by the way), and a little more kind in the morning.
Oh the humanity!!!!!!!!! When did I insult you? Now off to bed little girl before you wet your knickers whilst screaming at your monitor. ****ing hell it's took me ages to correct the spelling in the above and now this. ahhahahaha
Not a bitter man myself, though judging by their rum, I'm sure they do it well. Jura is famously Gaylick............sorry gaelic
