Spending Christmas Alone

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Luxembourg Chainsaw Massacre

 

Luxembourg is dreadful - it's like a real life version of camberwick green.

 

No one need be alone this Christmas. Not when they can come on here and talk ****e with the usual sorry shower of ****s.

 

It's called a party

 

I too know the pain of being snubbed at Xmas.

I've not had a single reply to my Xmas piss up thread on rip606.com.

 

ok a "party" of ****s.

 

I'll bring the poppers. You bring some of them little sausages.

 

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you'd never catch me spendin christmas alone, no siree

mccauley culkin showed me the perils of doing that

 

I like poppers, but too much sniffing and I get a splitting headache the next morning. To be fair same with Chang and MDMA

 

Driving home for Christmas
Oh, I can't wait to see those faces
I'm driving home for Christmas, yea
Well I'm moving down that line
And it's been so long
But I will be there
I sing this song
To pass the time away
Driving in my car
Driving home for Christmas

It's gonna take some time
But I'll get there
Top to toe in tail-lights
Oh, I got red lights on the run
But soon there'll be a freeway
Get my feet on holy ground

So I sing for you
Though you can't hear me
When I get through
And feel you near me
I am driving home for Christmas
Driving home for Christmas
With a thousand memories

I take look at the driver next to me
He's just the same
Just the same

Top to toe in tail-lights
Oh, I got red lights on the run
I'm driving home for Christmas, yea
Get my feet on holy ground
So I sing for you
Though you can't hear me
When I get trough
And feel you near me
Driving in my car
Driving home for Christmas
Driving home for Christmas
With a thousand memories

 

Enjoy the nutroast!

 

He went through the chatbox to find this, can't remember if it was yesterday or the day before.

He's ****ed

 

I went through the chatbox or I saw you posting it and thought it was equally tragic/funny.

 

What's tragic or funny about it?

My family live abroad - that's ****ing hilarious

I get a week off for xmas - wow that's so ****ing funny

It'd cost bout £500 for me to do a journey that usually costs less than a £100 - my sides hurt


You pathetic little weasel of a man

 

Toby snubs family for the sake of £500.

<shylock>

 

Tragic because the most depressing character on not606 has to spend Christmas on his own.

Funny because the most depressing character on not606 has to spend Christmas on his own.

If I were still here I would invite you into my house.

We would have great fun.

Playing charades, wearing matching Christmas jumpers, reading out the cracker joke and then high fiving.

 

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