Haha you caught me being a creeping jesus! I'm alright mate, tbh I forgot my log in deets and could only recently be arsed to sort em out. The facebook log in is ****ed, or I would've done that. I've just finished a 6 week job, so I'm sat on my arse lurking on the net while the missus is out at work ;-) How's the cervezas?
Now that it's gone down to 15C I don't drink so much beer, on to the Rioja now. So, got fed up with the porn sites and thought you'd come on here. You in Cornwall or is that a piss take?
Rioja, good choice mate - I like a Faustino myself if it's on offer in Morrison's. There's only so much Brazilian fart porn one man can watch... Haha, I should update my location, I've moved to Devon now - just outside Plymouth on ****ing Dartmoor. The missus is from here, so I compromised - she didn't fancy living in Vauxhall
Does your mrs have subtitles? I remember going there on a school field trip, couldn't understand the locals..........not that I waited around for them to say 'Come back with those sweets, you haven't paid for them'. Faustino isn't bad, I put it on my chips. Campo Viejo - Good and can get it in the supermarket there I think. I pay 2.75 (euros) for a really good wine and if I've got friends coming over up to 6.50 for some 'stick your nose in the air and speak like the upper class' stuff.
Haha! For some reason she has managed to avoid getting a Devonian accent! I think it's to do with her family coming from the posh sides of Wiltshire and Hampshire... She obviously fancied a bit of rough with me haha. A lot of the people down here mistrust me cuz of my accent, some old un's exclaim "Ooh! 'ere! He be from that London" And you cheeky bastid! I though Faustino was the real deal, it has picture of an old Spaniard on it and everything!! **** it, I'll go back to Nesquik and a spliff like my old student days
I'd have a spliff and use the Rioja as a chaser but the Mrs would use the bottle to bludgeon me to death with if I went back to 'having fun'.
Haha, it's funny cuz the same would happen to me I gave up smoking oily rags a couple of months ago, and I received a lot of praise... if I were to slip up and have a crafty J i'd be in for it haha
With me it's the kids. The wife didn't like me asking them to go to the petrol station at midnight for Rizlas.
Thy missus ort be shamed o erself. Oi bin yer fer farty yars an still talks proper. Got one guy at work that comes from West Ham (not a fan, he's into Union so he's OK). One of our controllers can't tell us apart on the two way. Silly sod! If you ask an Auissie to put on an English accent, all they can do is Coronation Street. Still, northern intellect and Aussie intellect is about the same, so they probably understand each other quite well.
