Abertawe vs. Pwll Afu Man cyfarfod: Stadiwm Libutty Kick-off 1:30am Dydd Sul 25 Tachwedd 2012 Well, as you can see Iâve been having Welsh lessons. How have I done so far? Well the Stag & Dalek in Abergarngochdulais is being refurbished at the moment (all the locals complained it was too up-market so theyâre making it more scruffy) so me and my mates had to go to the other pub in Abergarngochdulais which is called the Fox & Gynaecologist. This one is REALLY up-market as they have caviar, quails eggs and venison on the bar menu. We asked for some crisps but they didnât have any! Not going there again!! We all thawt that the documentary âBeing Liverpoolâ was fantastic and we hope that they make another series. But we think they should give it a different title to make it more popular with British viewers. This is what we came up with: Iâm Joe Allen...Get Me Out Of Here! Strictly Sideways Passing The Rise and Fall of Brendan (Reggie Perrin) Rodgers Have I Got Blarney For You It Ainât Half Mid-table Mum Did you know.....?? This is the bit where I give you an interesting fact which you might not know Back in the 1880s there was a wealthy woman who owned a big house and gardens on the edge of Stanley Park. When she died she left it all in her will to Liverpool Football Club. They knocked the house down and built a new ground on the property. They named it after the wealthy woman whose name was Anne Field. Strange but trew! Did you know.....?? No.2 In the 1970s (when Liverpool were a top side) there was a law which said that everyone in the ground had to sing âYouâll Never Walk Aloneâ or there would be serious consequences. So to enforce the new law they hired the services of Robocop. One end of the ground was a particular problem for Robocop and thatâs why it is called The Cop. Meat the Teem This is wot me and my mates know about the Liverpool team: 25. Pepe Rayner Darren says that he is married to Clare Rayner, the agony aunt, and she solves all Brendan's personal relationship problems. 2. Ben Johnson None of us could work out why Liverpool would sign an Olympic gold medal sprinter who was done for taking drugs. But itâs nice to see a football club giving people a second chance. 5. D.Agger A record signing from F.C. Cluedo. Liverpool are also supposed to be interested in a couple of their other players: R.Ope and S.Panner 37. Martin Skrtel Gaunt looking centre-back who looks like death warmed up. Appeared in the Bond movie âLive and Let Dieâ as the âDeathâ tarot card. 3. Enrique Inglesias Singer/footballer. Will spend most of the game singing âBegin the Beguineâ to Nathan Dyer. On the plus side it seems that he is dating Anna Kournikova. 4. Sarin He is a nerve agent and a weapon of mass destruction and as such the Swans players would be well advised to give him a wide birth. 10. Joe Coal Molly reckons he is the elder brother of Ashley Coal and Carlton Coal but the rest of us werenât sure like. 8. Steven Gerrard With over 600 Liverpool appearances and 100 caps for England we think he is the best footballer in the entire history of football. 24. Joe Allen Tarquin says that like top secret military establishments, the Ordnance Survey have decided to leave Narberth off all future editions of their mapping after Joe Allen snubbed his home town to join Brendan Rodgers on Merseyside. Angry local residents say he is a trayter. 7. Luis Suarez Tarquin says that back home in Uruguay he is known as âThe Tom Daley of Montevideoâ. 31. Raheem Sterling He is so small that he lives in a dolls house in Brendan Rodgersâ attic along with Joe Allen. When Swansea play at Anfield he will rent out spare rooms in the dolls house to Leon Britton and Nathan Dyer. Our predikshan Swans 1 Liverpool 1 Mr G.
Actually, Liverpool translates to Lerpwl in Welsh. FACT P.S. I hope that the kick off time is inncorrect
What a brilliant thread. The time is right Valley, dydd sul 1.30pm yn fyw o'r Libutty Ddinas Abertawe 2 Trochwyr Bin 0
Trochwyr Bin The time isn't right Dill. If it is, I'm going to have to go there straight from my saturday night out ...actually, that will probably be pretty much the scenario anyway
Definitely a 1.30 kick off SA9. Last Saturday was a proud day for Liverpool as the unthinkable finally happened! It will go down in the history books as a moment that Liverpool Football Club and its fans will never ever forget.......Suarez only dived once in the whole game!!!!
Dill your funny as **** you. Just remember two things whilst your getting carried away. We are Liverpool. The most successful British football team the land has ever seen. You are Swansea. We have much bigger fish to fry mate so I think you need to take a chill pill because most Liverpool fans judging from our fans couldn't care less about Swansea and just see this as just another game against a team we should be beating with the team we have. Nothing more, nothing less. Calm down deary. May the best team on the day win.
Also, can you not see this is a tongue in cheek thread ? Norway, you've got a point there mate, I wonder what the answer will be, if any ?
You're spending a lot of time showing how little you care. You even went to the effort of posting a link to another forum to show how much they care. I think you protest too much What a tool
As far as I'm concerned this match is more than winnable. The team seemed to have clicked now particularly Hernandez who I reckon will cause Liverpool a lot of problems. It looks Ki isn't playing so I'd like to see us playing the same formation again with Michu playing off the main striker. I'm not sure on who to choose between Monk or Chico. The latter is the better player (and is mentalist) whilst Monk has never let us down.
Has being the word. We are playing Sunday 2012, not in the 70's or 80's. When i admit you had a brilliant side. Have a look at the league table. you are now fighting it out with us, Sunderland, Fulham and the likes of norwich to be the best of the rest. Get used to looking up because your club is a long way from being a top club once again. Bigger fish to fry, who would that be against WBA maybe. Get with the real world your are miles away from once again challenging the Manchesters as painful as it may be. remind me how many premier titles you have won.
If Dai had his way, we'd be playing with Chico AND Monk while Ash starts a 10 game ban for calling Suarez a diving cheat
