Away in a cup tie the Toon just got stuffed and little deluded well he trys and acts tough The starts on the brown ale they all have been drunk but little deluded remains a thick skunk to the tune of away in a manger
To the tune of "God rest ye merry gentlemen" Up yours ye Maggie gentlemen It's time to be dismayed For Fat Mike Ash, has splashed the cash And had Sid James resprayed It now says Sports Direct instead We wish you best of luck For Mike clearly doesn't give a ****....
The Queen makes a speech on christmas day. That song was sung by Queen. Obvious link. More of a christmas song than sing a song of sixpence
go on then ill let you off, provided you do another one, slag off as much as you want, or you can praise us...
? The Queen opens Parliament, but I don't think that's a cue for a song. And I've already fessed up to my first effort...
In the bleak midwinter The mackem bitch did moan My girth stood hard as iron As she took the bone Filthy little slapper A bike for all the town But....Poor old little Cestria His knuckles went up and down Sorry Cest... Just a larf.
Jingle Bells Billy smells Roger is a gay the batmobile lost it's wheel and the joker got a way HEY! (songs aren't my strong point )
Sucking cock to earn some lolly Tralalalalalalalala Mackem lasses are off their trolley Tralalalalslalalalala Cheesey chips three times a day Tralalalalalalalala NMG is deffo gay Tralalalalalalalalalalala Again lads, just harmless fun. No offence meant at all. NMG- especially you. X