Checklist

1. They have an ex qpr player playing for them: yes
2. They are rubbish: yes
3. They haven't won away from home: yes
4. They have a lump up front. Yes
5. They will attempt some crosses into the box. Yes
6. They will get relegated. Yes
7. They have some team spirit as opposed to none. Yes

Conclusion: QPR 1. Saints 2.

 

They've got a goalscorer, we've got a rickety defence, doesn't look promising...

 

8, we have better class players 3-0 to the hoops!

 

That's the spirit Eddie I almost believe.

 

we will go down with a fight

 

9) I work with a Southampton supporter (Yes) still whatever the score I will not be a little ginger tosser on Monday

 

Ginger AND a Saints fan, some people get the short straws...