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  1. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Nov 16, 2012
  2. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    <applause>

    Free the Govanhill One
     
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  3. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    <laugh>

    What the **** ... arrested for that!!!!
     
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  4. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Funny if you were on jury duty for that one <laugh>
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Nov 16, 2012
  5. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    I'd be demanding a good nibble at the evidence <ok>

    "What are these "sausuj rowls" of which you speak?" :bandit:
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Nov 16, 2012
  6. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    They were'nt too bothered until he tried to give them a drink of Irn Bru.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Nov 16, 2012
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    there will be nae mare of the crap jokes.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Nov 16, 2012
  8. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Try and reign those jokes in.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Nov 16, 2012
  9. Null

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    the officer who arrested him should be done for wasting police time... ****in arsepeice
     
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  10. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    I'm putting a stop to this before it goes any farrier.

    You should both be ashamed of yourselves.

    Any more of these pish puns and it'll be a boot in the fetlocks for both of ye.
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Nov 16, 2012

  11. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    who was guilty of dobbin him in?
     
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  12. Null

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    Hoof!
     
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  13. Barrie Lochrie

    Barrie Lochrie New Member

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    Well, at least they coat him, that's the mane thing. giving horses sausage roll gives them the trots.
     
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    Barrie Lochrie, Nov 16, 2012
  14. RAVENBLACK

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    I can't compete with this.................I'm off.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Nov 16, 2012
  15. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Hay!, don't you be bolting so soon ER
     
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  16. Null

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    Bet he thought he was a stud as well ...

    Sausage rolls ... maybe he thought it was a bridle!

    Two sausage rolls and a bridle pal!
     
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  17. Barrie Lochrie

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    Ban this **** <grr>
     
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    Barrie Lochrie, Nov 16, 2012
  18. alwaysright

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    Don't they say that the law is an ass ?
     
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  19. Rubber Johnny

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    Must be some kind of mistake here, since when did any **** from Govan give away sausage rolls.<doh> .

    They are a delicacy down that way FFS!! <laugh>
     
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  20. Barrie Lochrie

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    **** off ya ****ing sheep shagging retard.
     
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    Barrie Lochrie, Nov 16, 2012
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