My mate done that last October. Was leaving for Oz and havin a big piss up in town. Told a Polish fella he worked with it was fancy dress. About 20 of us met up in town and there's this fella dressed as Captain Jack Sparrow standing waiting for us. He was not amused.
We all pick a persona and charge drinks to their table...the masonic greeting for fellow infiltrators will be a nine fingered hand shake
I'll have to wear gloves with tissue stuffed in one of the fingers so I can remain incognito. Hmmm, now I think about it I'll be the only **** wearing gloves inside the pub, so that won't work. Unless... ...everybody wears gloves?
Pretend you have OCD and require medical gloves so you dont have your skin touching germ ridden cutlery and plates and stuff. Nobody read this apart from me and Gambol ok!