Recent press speculation has been suggesting that a rich Saudi Arabian consortium is now also in the running to purchase LUFC alongside GFH Capital. Indeed, the excitement amongst fans has now reached an unprecedented level, with several fans claiming to have seen 3 Camels heading towards Leeds on the M621 yesterday lunchtime. Following this rather unusual sighting, journalists asked the club for a comment in the expectation that the takeover was finally drawing to a conclusion. After initially declining to comment, the following statement was given by a VIP at the club - someone who'd clearly got the hump and inadvertently broken the confidentiality agreement .... 'They should have been at the Grand Theatre in town for a Nativity Play, but some idiot (sorry, MORON) left a rather large, bright floodlight on at ER'
