On behalf on this forum, I would like to take this opportunity to apologise for one who should know better (you know who you are), raising the subject of members with you. It is not up to our usual standard of etiquette, and we beg forgiveness. Now that being said, it would appear that there is much fantasy over you on this site, and it would assist us greatly if you could post a picture, or offer a full description of yourself....or even better maybe we could pop out for a few when the magnificent Posh visit us next, and discuss members in a more ambient moment. what do you think girl?
Similiarly, I must disclose that I also am smitten. One warning however Posh, should you choose me, I do like the lady to pay half for the first few dates, until I get to know that they are genuinely interested in me as a person.....then they pay the lot, no fugging about!
'Raised members', 'big for posh minx'. What is this board coming to. Noticable that clingo isn't around when these shenanegins start up again!
Posh, as an aside, I must advise you that I am an experienced lover and you will not be my first by any stretch of the imagination! My first lover was a girl called Wendy, she was beautiful and you can never forget the first…I had a tattoo on my private parts, simply WDY, and it pleased her that when she got me excited, and at the pinnacle of my performance, you could easily see that her name was there to see. However, I was having a wee one day in a public toilet, and a man of Caribbean origin came in and used the adjacent urinal. Well you know what it is, you hear such stories, and I had a glimpse of it. I was aghast when again I saw the initials WDY. “Wow”, I exclaimed, not for a minute believing that we are talking about the same girl, “excuse me sir, can I ask, are you also in love with a girl called Wendy”?. “Hell no man”, he retorted with a cynical look, and chuckled “That spells out, welcome to Barbados….have a nice Day!”
All of a sudden, a quiet and respectful thread relying only upon gentle innuendo descends into open filth. It makes me feel that I don't wish to be a member of any club that will have me as a member. ..........or another one from Groucho - "Women should be obscene and not heard".
There's only one thing missing from this thread....................................................................................................................... Minxy where are you girl? Not blushing and shy are you?
So good for a girl's ego The Masked Man wants me to reveal myself .... is it me or is there irony in there somewhere
Minxy i have told you enough times to stop putting your self about on these forums now turn that bloody comp off and get up stairs now and get in bed,,, you have school in the morning
tbh mighty im **** at diy so i cant fix it for you.................but i knew a man that could anyway posh is all woman no doubt about it,ive convinced myself of it ......posh i know there`s a few trying 2 push in but clingo did say that three would be a crowd but i did have a place in the bedroom,so i hope i havnt lost my place sitting on the edge of the desk chair. you have no shame you cardiff lads trying 2 come onto clingo and his lady minx...... i just mentioned i was a qualified plumber and offered my help in plugging any spare holes..... sorry minxy just playing with ya there i go again
