15 mins - a Drogba shot is brilliantly saved by Vidic with his hand. Webb waves play on. Vidic proceeds to dribble the ball Michael Jordan style to the other end of the pitch and slam dunks it into the top corner. 1-0 United! 25 mins - Rooney runs into the box and karate chops Luiz to the ground, giving him a good kicking while he is down. Webb deems that Luiz's unconscious body is denying Utd a clear goal scoring opportunity. Penalty to Utd and red card for Luiz. 2-0 United! 47 mins - Scholes is brought on with chain saw and proceeds to chop Drogba's legs off. Drogba is booked for time wasting while the physio tries to stitch his legs back on again. 60 mins - Fergie is angry it is still only 2-0, so Owen is brought on for his diving ability. After 5 seconds on the pitch he runs past Terry and does a triple salco in the penalty box. Red card for JT and penalty for Utd. 3-0! 89 mins - Fergie indicates to the 4th official that despite the half an hour taken for Drogba to receive prosthetic limbs, no extra Fergie time is required. 90 mins. Full time. 3-0 Webb United! As written by the hatofruiferriera 606
Bit rich considering the amount of decisions that have gone Chelsea's way recently and the number times we've been robbed against them.
If we play the way we know we can and the Old Trafford crowd get behind us we're confident we can win. Thanks for the support.
Bit rich considering how much Terry and Drogba foul and cheat etc etc <insert more tedious cliches here> That said, I will literally piss myself if we win the game cos of a dubious decision. Let's av a bit of this: please log in to view this image P.S. Ginge you've spelt fahkts wrong again you berk...
I hope Rooney elbows the ball into the net and vidic finishes the job Hunt started on cech. Why cech, because is a team of morons, hes the one in the funny hat. I think chelsea fans and the team should shut up, Cole should be getting raped in prison now and its questionable as to whether they have won a game legitimately this season.
I love how no one is paying the slightest bit of attention to Carrick Imagine if it was actually him.
What a **** you are hoping that a player gets brain damaged. Stick your ****ing mug on the Chelsea board and your be ****ed right off until you apologise...****er
I think it was a bridge too far even for the FA to put Atkinson in charge for this game again. I don't think he is pro-Chelsea or deliberately incompetent (even if he is from Leeds) but he has affected the outcome of the last 3 Chelsea/United meetings.
