You've won £121m on the Euro lotto......

Don't even think about it.

 

I'd start by spending a bit on wild parties with dirty women and loads of alcohol.




The rest I would probably spend irresponsibly!!!!

 

Family and friends would get a healthy sum.
Stroke, Cancer and kids charities would do well too.

 

If you've got any left after installing showers for all the dirty women.

 

I wouldn't tell anyone so I couldn't really give any to anyone....

 

The family are quite comfortable but I'd give them enough for a new home if they wanted to move (which I don't think they would) and a new car. I've got loads of charities earmarked for donations.

RSPCA.
RSPCB.
Great Ormond Street Hospital For Children.
NSPCC.
Macmillan Cancer Support.
British Heart Foundation.

Are some but there's so much help needed throughout the World that I've got several others lined up if I do get the big one.

 

Why make them shower when I am going to cover them in goose fat?????

 

Meanie!

 

You're a naughty dirty boy and you should take a shower yourself and wash your mouth out with soap at the same time.

 

That's where I did my nurse training .... fabulous place

 

Really good work they do there!

McD's have collection boxes for them on their counters. Always put something in.

 

So they are responsible.................

 

Come on now WP, she treat Obi and look what happened to him.

By the way what did happen to Obi, he hasn't been seen since.

Or was that H?

 

I'd attempt to fix Blyth.

- Clear the debts of Blyth Spartans and bankroll them to a sustainable League Two level (don't think there's a big enough potential fanbase to function much higher).

- Save the Ridley Park Hotel and turn it purely into a quality hotel (but still with a bar).

- Restore the Walla cinema, **** Wetherspoons. The return of a three screen cinema would be fantastic, with one screen dedicated to classic/independant cinema.

- Buy the King's Head and Steamboat, merge them into a massive nightclub with good security. Not my particular scene but it's what Blyth needs. Nikh's is a joke and regular clubbers need a place to go. Quay is okay for cheese but a multi-room club with potential for decent guests.

- Pay to move the accessory shop into the Keelrow and expand Silx into a bigger youth drop in centre. Possibly incorporate an open college similar to the one at Cramlington Manor Walks.

- Use another two empty spots in the Keelrow for a cake cafe that also screens retro movies (my friend's dream) and a Spartans shop, naturally also selling general football supplies.

-Rennovate the Blockbusters/Poundstretcher building, make it a music/DVD shop, possibly encourage HMV to move in.

- Sort out the marketplace by cutting the rent charges by at least half. Hopefully that'd see a return of a busy marketplace. Also modernise the bus station a bit.

- Buy the Food Factory shop and bring in Starbucks or similar. Not a fan personally but can't argue they're popular.

- Fund the Blyth lifeboats and bring back the ferry. Develop North Blyth by building affordable housing, a general shop and a council building, similar to C.A.B but also another open college environment.

Dont think I'd have enough money left to build the metro link to Whitley Bay/Newcastle that we need but after all this, someone else might think that investment is suddenly worthwhile.

 

I've won **** all again!!!!!!!!!!!! I know I'll never win anything given the post code lottery came to my street and I won a ****ing poppy garden.

 

Hmmmm... You seem like the kind of chap who needs a little opium injection every morning...

 

Wear your Poppy with pride tomorrow!

 

I got just under £8 in winnings.
I've put it back on now for net week as no one won the big one.

 

The other thing I'd do if I won is get 10 of the best looking Hookers and send them in a bus round to see Tash.

 

Hear that everybody? ACS won the lottery, drinks on him tomorrow!