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You've won £121m on the Euro lotto......

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    .... what would you do with it?

    If I won... I'd jump on a plane... tell no one what's happened and sit on a beach somewhere planning a spending spree....

    The spree would shape up a bit like this....

    £10m to hand out to friends and family
    £10m to cancer charities
    £1m to Nile Ranger to piss off
    £50m in the bank (living off the interest)
    £10m to buy a business locally
    £25m to buy and invest in Consett football club to get them into the Championship inside 10 years.
    £10m to build an 8 bedroom property in the UK, a big villa in Spain and Turkey and loads of flash cars and bling, plus a minder and some cooks and cleaning staff.
    £5m to buy the best box at SJP for my lifetime.
    I'd also throw a big all inclusive party for you lot at the Shark Bar on a match day where they serve egg sanswiches and ringos from solid silver platters....
     
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  2. Jesus Was A Geordie

    Jesus Was A Geordie Well-Known Member

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    I had a dream I won the lottery...Had a choice of any car, I bouht an old mini shell, then modified it to look like a DB5 - called it an Austin Martin (badumchii)...Found out the next day that a) I have a terrifyingly vivid imagination and b) If I ever have the money that is exactly what I'm going to do!

    I'd bank most of it, live off/do what i want with the interest. Only 24, so I've got a good 50 years to bleed the bank!

    Obvious things:

    Houses for my family.
    Cars.
    Charity (really want to start my own football/education foundation in Uganda after being out there last summer)
    Support local businesses.
    Holidays.
    Acting a ****er, just 'cause I can!
     
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  3. Geordie lass in the Fen

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    If I won... I'd jump on a plane... tell no one what's happened and sit on a beach somewhere planning a spending spree....

    THIS .........and then take care of some sizeable chunks of dosh to the following

    Family
    Friends
    Cancer Research
    RSPCA
    Homes around the world
    Nice motors
    Turning into a professional NUFC supporter
    Buy a business and ensure all my colleagues had well paid jobs for life
    Then have a long holiday to rest up after all that hard work......... Start all over again!
     
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  4. Shorey13

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    i'd buy a huge house with a lots of land and probably own 30 dogs, loads of bulldogs and rottweilers....happy days

    would love to go New York (once it's dry) and Vancouver too
     
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  5. Shorey13

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    i'm sat at work bored out of my mind really pee'd off with you now!!!
     
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  6. Pulp

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    I'd do the usual: cars, houses, looking after friends and family.

    Then I'd also learn to fly <ok>
     
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  7. Agent Bruce

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    Write your will out leaving everything to me and then for your first flying lesson, stand on the roof of your house and jump off flapping your arms.

    It works for the birds.
     
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  8. Pulp

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    I feel I'm past that stage already, so I'd head down to the Birdman Rally and try my hand at that
     
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  9. Albert's Chip Shop

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    lol... the perfect pick me up for a Friday...
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    1. I'd buy several massive properties all around the UK and set up a business (in any field). I would then go out and invite homeless people to stay in the nearest house and give them a job at my new company, some new clothes and access to the equipment to make a good CV. The business would probably bomb, but that's not the point.

    2. I'd offer people cash incentives for giving blood and registering as organ-donors.

    3. With whatever money I had left, I'd dish enough out to my dad and DT so they can have a deserved comfortable life, and then hopefully set-up some friends as well... Including some of Not606's finest reppers ;)

    4. Spend my last pound on a lottery ticket so I can do something for me next time :biggrin:
     
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  11. Albert's Chip Shop

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    hopefully you've got your tickets on for tonight fella?
     
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  12. Geordie lass in the Fen

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    JPF (sorry cannot bring myself to call you PAM) you have a heart as big as a whale, but you'll always be skint lol.
     
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  13. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    Not this week <laugh>

    Of course, I say all the nice things... The paper's headline will probably be along the lines of "Lotto Winner Found Dead After Ill-fated Binge Drinking Contest With Tash"...
     
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  14. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    Absolutely! <cheers>
     
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    Not drinking Tash juice I hope!
     
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  16. Agent Bruce

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    You're skint? Thats you off my friends list!
     
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  17. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    You forgot to mention bribing everyone for their rep ACS
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Nov 9, 2012
  18. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    Who knows what Tash mixes with vodka? <yikes>
     
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  19. Geordie lass in the Fen

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    Simples...... More Vodka
     
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  20. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I am more concerned as to what Tash juice is.........................
     
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