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Ranger kicked girlfriends back door in over kidknapping fears

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    This guy is an utter waster..... how thick are some magistrates to swallow this crap?


    http://www.shieldsgazette.com/news/...tar-kicked-in-door-over-kidnap-fear-1-5100031

    NEWCASTLE United striker Nile Ranger kicked his girlfriend’s door in because he feared she was being kidnapped, a court heard.


    A charge of criminal damage against the striker was dropped after a court accepted his explanation.

    His reason amounted to “lawful excuse”, his lawyer said, and Ranger, 21, was formally found not guilty at Enfield Magistrates’ Court in London.

    The striker was bound over to keep the peace for a year and warned if he doesn’t keep his nose clean, he faces a fine of one week’s wages – or £3,500. Ranger was arrested on September 23 after his girlfriend of two years, Shakira Bicar, called police, thinking someone was breaking in.

    He smashed her front door off its hinges, causing £2,500 worth of damage, which he has since offered to pay, and was charged with criminal damage.

    Rebecca Nieto, defending, said: “Mr Ranger was in a club when he was told by a friend there was a kidnap threat made to his girlfriend.

    “He was worried and attended her address. All the lights were off, and after knocking a few times, he decided to kick the door through.”

    Ranger declined to comment afterwards.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Nov 7, 2012
  2. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    http://www.nufcblog.com/2012/11/06/young-newcastle-striker-on-3-5k-per-week-wages/

    According to this he is on £3.5k per week.

    If this is the case £500k should get rid of this stain on our club assuming he has around 3 years left on his contract.

    It also shows that Ashley could have bagged a bargain in getting him to sign for 5 years on £3.5k per week....... if only he had not burned his bridges.
     
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  4. Hereward of Bourne

    Hereward of Bourne Well-Known Member

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    He came out of a club, kicked in a door?

    I like Nile Ranger he seems a bright young lad so I'll give him the benefit of the doubt and assume he was drinking Orange squash whilst at said nightclub.
     
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  5. Agent Bruce

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    Ranger just loves making the headlines. Pity it's always for the wrong reasons.
     
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  6. Hereward of Bourne

    Hereward of Bourne Well-Known Member

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    Be careful of what you say, Ranger holds his handgun in a tilted hand posture which makes it that more intimidating in gangster style.
     
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  7. Darth Plagueis

    Darth Plagueis Well-Known Member

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    Plus saying something negative towards a black man obviously makes you a racist!

    Burn him!
     
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  8. Agent Bruce

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    Oops, better make myself scarce again.
     
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  9. Warmir Pouchov

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    Seems fair enough, I'm sure we'd all do the same in that situation. I dare say if we were young professional footballers desperate to make our way in the game though, we wouldn't find ourselves in such a predicament.

    Trouble finds him, he's a chump. Surrounds himself with the wrong people in the wrong places. And he can't even rock up on time for work. Why is he still here? Is he Pardews bird with a broken wing he wants to nurse back to health? **** him.
     
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  10. Hereward of Bourne

    Hereward of Bourne Well-Known Member

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    What if I say something kind about a black person, what does that make me?
     
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  11. Agent Bruce

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    Not going to say, but it could be a word followed by lover.
     
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  12. Hereward of Bourne

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    This takes me back to a time I was seeing someone and payed a surprise visit to her to find she was also seeing another man.

    He had a bigger bank balance, 30lb weight advantage and a 5" height advantage and much darker skin tone.

    and very much doesn't like to hear the phrase "who in god's green earth is this peanut?"
     
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  13. Agent Bruce

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    Hope you didn't find out too painfully.
     
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  14. Hereward of Bourne

    Hereward of Bourne Well-Known Member

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    Nah, but he was a little angry.

    If I had a big mouth I would of probably been beaten like a pykey's housewife.
     
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  15. ...And Out Come the Wolve

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    did he not just not understand what Keith Lemon says?...
     
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    You beat me to it! I thought everyone was taking the mature route and rising above the obvious joke. I was wrong. :(
     
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  17. Hereward of Bourne

    Hereward of Bourne Well-Known Member

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    I don't watch Keith Lemon, I don't find him very funny.
     
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    Hereward of Bourne, Nov 7, 2012
  18. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

    Somebodys pinched my sombrero Well-Known Member

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    Last I heard Pardew said he wouldn't be considered for the first team unless he turned up at training on time for six months. I wonder how he's doing?
     
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  19. ...And Out Come the Wolve

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    Soz mate. The obviousness Vs lack of anyone making such a joke was too much to resist.
     
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  20. Geordie lass in the Fen

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    Who? Ranger or Keith Lemon lol
    Ps l'm with you Hereward don't find him funny either.
     
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