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Discussion in 'Norwich City' started by zogean_king, Nov 6, 2012.

  1. zogean_king

    zogean_king Well-Known Member

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    We all should remember the best sporting headline ever "Super Cally go ballistic Celtic were atrocious", now can we think of any good (or bad) that the press could use use for us:

    I can think ofthese... (mostly bad):

    Kane is Able (Harry Kane helps us win a game)
    Ruddy Brilliant (has this one already been used?)
    Norwich City's Kane beats defense before firing home
    Martin Russell's up a good performance
     
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  2. NORWICHFANNOTON606

    NORWICHFANNOTON606 Member

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    Random post of the day goes to....:)
     
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  3. canary-dave

    canary-dave Well-Known Member

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    Zoggy, mind you don't fall down a mine while you're in this mode!

    <laugh>
     
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  4. zogean_king

    zogean_king Well-Known Member

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    Well I am on a trip back to Perth from New Zealand because the australians are ****ers and don't celebrate Guy Fawkes. So maybe the time zones are affecting my brain.... Brilliant Bennet bamboosals battling Bolton (one for the F A cup this year)
     
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  5. Walsh.i.am

    Walsh.i.am Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    The laugh, mid swallow, resulting in tea all over my keyboard!!
    Cheers Dave :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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  6. goldeneadie

    goldeneadie Well-Known Member

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    canaries sing a bass song after fine backs to the wall display. i'll try to do better later. i remember a pinkun headline, city set forest fire after we had beaten them.
     
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    KIO Well-Known Member

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    Here's one for a couple of weeks time:

    'Ruddy' marvellous, United out-'Fox'-ed as Grant 'Holt'-s United's title challenge.

    Ok,Ok, I'm getting my coat ..........................
     
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    Morison to give 5p a litre off fuel if he ever scores again!
     
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    canary-dave Well-Known Member

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    In the next round of Internationals, "Holt tips Hoolahan to shine for the Republic of Ireland"
     
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    "The Jackson 5" (Simeon has an unexpected goal rush)
    "I can't believe its not Butterfield" (our hot young prospect is overlooked for England's Euro 2016 squad)
    "HoolaHand of God" (Wes scores a controversial goal for Republic of Ireland against Argentina)
    "Hugh-ton" (CH takes charge of his 100th Norwich City premier league game)
     
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  11. Kent canary

    Kent canary Well-Known Member

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    Bunn fight! (Our reserve keeper gets involved in an altercation at the burger van)

    Garri-doh (Our left back gets mistaken for Homer Simpson)

    The snod snod grass of home

    Howson is now?
     
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  12. KIO

    KIO Well-Known Member

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    LOL <laugh>
     
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  13. redruthyella

    redruthyella Active Member

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    I can turn a corner as I'm simply the best says Turner
     
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    stilljaroldcanary Well-Known Member

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    Delia Fry's Humphries Balls

    After a terrible accident at a frightfully posh city supporters cooking event
     
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    Lappin it up. - King of Spain receives adulation from the Barclay for inexplicably scoring yet again.
     
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    Ewan Chester thinks the Romans did anything for us?
     
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