Cracking Wid Ye

What's wrong with that? She can still breathe through her nose surely?

 

Could she give the nosh though

 

This bird is on the telly tonight.. C4 9pm



Tissues at the ready

 

Ah wid

 

Oddly enough, she's getting me a bit stiff too.

Wid.

 

Ye i def would she's on telly now and i'd even give her granny one

 

talking of feet, when someone has a foot fetish(weirdo's), does it matter if the feet are from a man or a women? because at the end of the day a feet's a foot.

 

Interesting point.. Though most men have hairy toes.. Which I would assume is a turn off also the fact they have a pair of hairy plums dangling between their legs may be a tad off putting..

 

With all her bones locked like they are i reckon she would be pretty easy to penetrate when shes asleep

 

After watching her hobble round ive decided i wouldnt.i might wack one off in her face maybe but only she she sat very still for the duration.

 

That was my decision having spotted her in the paper.. Whack one off in her face, no harm done..

 

Wise choice my friend,no harm done at all and seen as shes diabled shed prob be greatfull for the attention,smiles all round.

 

I recorded the programme.. Just got back from the boozer and I've decided I'm going to hell.. I laughed.. And all I can think of is that thing from chitty chitty bang bang.. I hate myself

 

Out of order

 

No..

Thinking she'd be good as a backing dancer in the Michael Jackson video of thriller is out of order..

 

Her granny was a bit of a legend

 

She had a tremendous accent..

 

Fraserburgh they were from. That's practicly norway

 

Trust me it matters,

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Gotta be honest more into tits and ****s then feet, each to their own.