I've just been pouring through the Mondays newspapers reports on the game yesterday and stumbled across something very revealing. One of them (and I wont say which) reports that the Man Utd team coach was late leaving yesterday having had to wait to pick up Mr Clattenburg and his assistants to give them a lift home! Doesn't this make you feel just a tad suspicious?
It's such a secret that you can't the newspaper, in which you read the report this morning. What an idiot!!
In fairnes he said he was "pouring through" the newspaper, not "poring through". Perhaps he is an amateur magician, and was attempting to perfect that trick where you pour a pint of milk though a rolled newspaper. Yes. That'll be it.
In another daily Slur Alex defended Mark Clattenburg by saying he had never heard him utter anything racist in the six years he has been in his pocket.
why would they need a lift after that game? Surely they could all afford their own limos after such big brown envelope pay offs.