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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    it's gotta be the biggest pile of......

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    http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story/_/id/1202171?&cc=5739

    Lorient striker Jeremie Aliadiere could return to the Premier League with Newcastle in January, according to L'Equipe.

    Jeremie Aliadiere moved to Lorient in 2011
    Aliadiere has spent the bulk of his career in England with Arsenal and Middlesbrough but returned to his native France last year, signing a contract with Lorient until 2015.

    However, L'Equipe believes Aliadiere could make a return to the Premier League when the transfer window reopens, with Newcastle boss Alan Pardew - who managed Aliadiere during a loan spell at West Ham in 2005-06 - apparently eager to add to his options in attack.

    Aliadiere's debut season with Lorient was restricted by injury, but coach Christian Gourcuff has shown belief in the 29-year-old and the striker has scored three goals this season.
     
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  2. Geordie lass in the Fen

    Geordie lass in the Fen Well-Known Member

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    29 year old striker, l think not.
    Where do they get this excrement from!
     
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    Geordie lass in the Fen, Oct 26, 2012
  3. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    Lion ****s






    (see what I did there)
     
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  4. Rafa's Championship Party

    Rafa's Championship Party Well-Known Member

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    No chance, as much chance of us signing Messi, as us seriously going for Aliaderie.
     
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  5. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Stop Press.

    Iniesta and Messi have just signed for Toon!
     
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  6. Geordie lass in the Fen

    Geordie lass in the Fen Well-Known Member

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    That would be a bottle of wine and a pup then AB, about the closest we are gonna get me thinks lol.
     
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  7. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    29 he is now? Jesus, how time flies.

    Didn't he play for the mighty Boro after failing to make the grade at Arsenal? Looks like CRonaldo, plays like his 2 year old son... All dribbling, no self-control.

    It frustrates me that we have some of the world's worst fiction writers updating the rumour mill each day... Where's the Zombie apocalypse and the "and it was all a dream" twists? Can't be far away.
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Oct 26, 2012
  8. G4rdToonArmy

    G4rdToonArmy Well-Known Member

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    As the old saying goes: you couldn't make this **** up...


    ...wait a minuet
     
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    G4rdToonArmy, Oct 26, 2012
  9. Rafa's Championship Party

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    Good news Lee Ryder says no interest. Told you there was as much chance of us signing Messi.
     
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  10. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Cwarr has just seen Messi in a Jesmond bar with Barnetta.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Oct 26, 2012

  11. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    This is great. We spent the summer crapping ourselves that MON was going to sign Emile Heskey. Nice to know the threat of managerial stupidity hangs over you lot too :)
     
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  12. Rafa's Championship Party

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    <laugh>, you guys were never going to sign him.
     
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  13. Katmandu

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    lol
     
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    Katmandu, Oct 26, 2012
  14. Darth Gogledd

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    So, the guy we didn't sign on a free transfer two years ago, and instead signed Shefki Kuqi, we are now going to pay to get out of a contract with another three years on it?

    Hmm...
     
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    Darth Gogledd, Oct 27, 2012
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