1st driving lesson

Had one lesson and was so freaked out by the whole thing i vowed I'd never get behind a wheel again. Why is it that everybody thinks they can drive when clearly they cannot? London's like Whacky Races sometimes.

 

I like to think of myself as a laid back easy going kind of individual, but I know I'm a right **** behind the wheel. I absolutely hate with a passion everybody on the road.

 

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That's cos apart from me they are ****s absolute ****s.

I had a guy decided to spot at the end of a motorway joining lane yesterday. Getting up to about 70 when the **** slammed the breaks on. Of course your looking for a gap to join and don't notice the dick in front has decided to stop.

 

That wid get the old heart pumpin

 

Constantly calling folk fannies and ****ers

 

I can't believe you'd ever do that - well actually, on second thoughts,

 

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I'll give you a right good lesson for free ML11.

Meet me in the lane behind your office in 10 mins.

 

****ing old ****s always in ****ing hyundai tiny cars ****ing cutting me up at ****ing roundabouts

worst thing is, when you pull up beside them and hurl abuse the ****s are so totally unaware of anything around them nthey dont even ****ing see or hear you

 

That's definitely the worst thing about driving, when they don't hear your abuse. ****s.

 

Bloke at school flipped the car on his driving test. How he ever had the front to get into a car again was beyond me.

 

I'm the best driver on here and in the world in fact.

No crashes, no points.

Then again, there's always a first