Girls Aloud

In honour of the pram pushers re-forming for another lucrative tour which one would you pump?

Poll to follow

 

All of them, even the ginger one.

 

'the other one' is called kimberley and shes awesome

 

They're all dogs.

 

Dunno who's who but the blonde one.

 

Cheryl.

 

Just Cheryl and Nadine. Sarah's a bit sweaty, the ginger lass is ginger and the other one looks like Nadine would if she ever started dating Chris Brown

 

Some amount of fussy ****s on here.

Get them all pumped!!!

 

This

It's more a question of order for me.

I'd have Harding last cos she's probably had the most jizz and the one from Derry second last because she has shady looking legs.

I'd be in aboot the ginger scouse one like a diabetic in about insulin.

 

I know. As if Erik would turn down the chance o' a shag off any burd

 

Aye that's a good one, which order they'd go in.

Sarah, ginger, Nadine, Kimberley, Cheryl for me. Leave my 2 favs to last.

 

In order of preference I'd have to go with;

Cheryl - you know she is proper dirty
Sarah - two bottles of Babycham and she'd take it in the pooper
Nicola - still not sure about the boat but always fancied a bit of ginge
Nadine - as long as she's not still anorexic, don't want to shag a bag of hangers
The other one - Brenda (?) she could mop up after I've finished with the rest of them

 

I'll have you know I'm very charming and very handsome, and that I have to practically fight women off with a ****ty stick

 

Did you steal ER's ****ty stick?

 

I think she'd take it up the pooper without the babycham to be honest.

 

nope still got mine sonny.

 

I think the pooper is her relative preferred option

I reckon you'd be settling down for a bit of dirty with her, get yer scants aff and look up to see her strapping a two foot dildo round her.

She'd eat most of us alive, that bird.

 

Anyone that says no to any of them is a bumder.

 

Aye she's a bit of filth awright.

She might be a two man job, just to satisfy her.

 

What a relief! Wouldn't want you falling over in your flat. Not being able to get to your personal alarm. Home help not due in until Monday. Forced to eat the contents of your nostrils. Tena pads overflowing with waste. Susan Boyle stuck on re-play. Hello? Is anybody there..........Help meeeee........