Who have you met?

Aye

Aye, but for utterly different reasons <powerchug>

 

You weren't really in Acapulco, were you? You were just pissed on Tequila and thought you were.

 

im forgettin i met a couple of the gladiators at the Compaq open day when i was a youngster

 

Which one was the rapiest?

My money would be on the Wolfman.

 

evan dando

i peed next to him at the garage

his wang is as attractive as he is

 

I met Jimmy Savile

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Me too

I met him at STV studious, when he doen a roadshow and my picture was on his show for my birthday!

Did he savile you?

 

never went near the wolfman i was feart of him

 

When i was 11 we went on a school trip into london and saw James hunt ousdie a pub. He was absolutely wasted but our teacher insisted on taking us over to say hello to him. He had this Alsation dog with him and the teacher said "what's his name" Hunt just said "****er" and the teacher made us all walk off very quickly.

 

No wonder when you've seen how the fornicatin' predator operates:

Movin' in on John Leslie's pre-groomed victims.

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I met

Rick Witter and Thom Yorke at T in the Park

A burd from River City.. having a pee in a bush at Connect Festival. I saw her neatly trimmed bush as well!

Darius from Pop Idol just after he sang Hit Me Baby One More Time - At Glasgow Airport. I called him a **** (he actually said do you know who I am) and I said, yeah, you;re a ****!

John Hartson - smoked some snouts n drank guiness wi teh fat pie at the Pot Still .. twice!

Countless Old Firm players like Thompson,Agathe, Ricksen, Moore, Albertz, Ferguson (Barry n Derek), Petta, Thom, McStay (went to my Chapel) etc

 

SPOILER: this never happened

 

Frank Skinner used to go to my church so i changed my mass times!

 

Got passed a joint from the wee twat Jamaroqui at Space in Ibiza

Met the DJ duo Slam at Ibiza ... but that not that good as I drank in the same pub as them (McSorleys)

Had a pint with Tim Burgess

Met the cast of Brookie at Cream Liverpool... and got thrown out the VIP lounge for calling Mike Dickson a scouse twat!

 

Sir Sean Connery spoke to me once. He said "Get out of my ****ing way".

 

I'm growing a "Man who would be king" for the Movember charidee

 

This could also explain it, yes.

 

muhammad ali-book signing
cast of trainspotting-film premiere
billy connoly-****in idiot
robbie coltrane-in his classic citreon
bruce willis n demi moore-montreal
jim watt n ken buchanan-boxing night
the celtic squad circa 1980-who all signed my birthday card