forgive my father for I have sinned

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ironman2606

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Have been given 2 tickets for Chelsea vs Man Utd on Sunday.
Feel quite dirty about this however too good a game to give up the chance of seeing.

What action would absolve me of this sin?

Wearing qpr pants to the game?
Wearing a qpr shirt underneath my jacket.
Wearing a qpr shirt over my jacket
Wearing a qpr shirt with "Ferdinand" on it
Singing Terry is a racist all through the game with my Ferdinand shirt on.
Singing west London is ours through the game.
Singing stick the blue flag for the entire game?
 
Remove your clothes and burn them, have a shower under your hose before you enter your house,you dont know what you might have picked up from there
 
Your father is forgiven, but you are in big trub!

I had a corporate invite to the Arse (against Saints) a few weeks back and someone on here questioned my loyalty to the Rs, which was a bit harsh. All I can say is that I had a lovely time, thank you very much.

Suggest you tough it out and enjoy. But your biggest dilemma is which team will you want to lose most?
 
You could get drunk, weld yourself to a goal post, and do all the above thoughout the game! More seriously do the 2nd one only, keep said jacket well zipped up, and get home safe mate.
 
You have to run on the pitch wearing just the QPR shirt with Ferdinand and the number not 606, moon Terry in front of the shed, singing West London is ours and only then are you welcome back
 
As uber says, go and enjoy a stress free game or flog the tickets for big money and go ice skating or something. If you go, just make sure you get a "you R's" in at a noisy moment when one or two might might think they heard it but can't be sure. Sow the seed of doubt. Break them from within.
 
Über given I'm in Chelsea end I'm thinking of loosely supporting Chelsea on the basis that it will save a kicking.

If I feel too wrong about that then I'm breaking into terry is a racist and west London is ours in the middle of game.

Going with my girlfriend so planning on having a civilised day out, politely clapping when a team scores and scoffing a few prawn sandwiches along the way......
Then screaming abuse at terry towards the end
 
Woodyhoopleson said:
As uber says, go and enjoy a stress free game or flog the tickets for big money and go ice skating or something. If you go, just make sure you get a "you R's" in at a noisy moment when one or two might might think they heard it but can't be sure. Sow the seed of doubt. Break them from within.
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Woody. This sounds like the perfect plan.

Infiltration with low risk. I will sing pig bag HOOPS to myself when Chelsea sing.
 
ironman2606 said:
Über given I'm in Chelsea end I'm thinking of loosely supporting Chelsea on the basis that it will save a kicking.

If I feel too wrong about that then I'm breaking into terry is a racist and west London is ours in the middle of game.

Going with my girlfriend so planning on having a civilised day out, politely clapping when a team scores and scoffing a few prawn sandwiches along the way......
Then screaming abuse at terry towards the end
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Have fun, but make sure that you fully decontaminate yourself afterwards. You never know what might rub off on you (oo-er, missus).
 
Ironman use the power of suggestion by constantly making derogatory comments throughout the game. Make out your a Chelsea fan but constantly put them down. Ie .. Every time Terry touches the ball say very loudly " I'm embarrassed having that racist at our club. "
 
ironman2606 said:
given I'm in Chelsea end I'm thinking of loosely supporting Chelsea
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That really is taking things too far. I hate to say it but you have stepped over the line with that comment and I'm not sure you are entitled to call yourself a QPR fan anymore. And yes, it is that serious.
 
I had family come over from Ireland who were Man Utd fans (back in the 80s). That weekend they were playing Chelsea at Stamford Bridge so we all went to the game....in the away end. Man Utd won 2-1 with a late goal from Mark Hughes (whatever happened to him?) As we left the ground with all the Man utd fans we had to separate from them as we were based in London. 10 minutes down the road we were jumped on by Chelsea 'fans'. Got a little ugly for a bit. Ahh the memories of watching a game 500 metres away from the pitch which was just a mudbath.
 
My ex works for Hewlett Packard and used to get me loads of Spuds tickets, not as bad as the scum but bad enough. I followed a few basics which were stand up when everyone else does, nod in agreement when anyone talks to you and don't say too much else!
 
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